paper mache

When masturbating into a Kleenex and the left over papers get stuck on your dick, looking like paper mache.

You: I forgot to remove the pieces of Kleenex from my dick..

Girl: Is that paper mache?

by JustRob September 13, 2009

Mach Jesus

Approximately 476,000,000,000 m/h.

"Mans was goin mach jesus" -man who saw a mans goin mach jesus

by StoveX November 05, 2021

penis mache

Formed by quickly wrapping a tissue around your member right after sex so you can slide off the bed without dripping excess semen all over the place. By the time you reach the edge of the bed and attempt to remove the tissue to clean up, the semen soaked paper has glued itself to your member much like paper mache and it can be extremely difficult to remove all the little bits.

"Damn it, I wallpapered my dick again just to avoid staining the sheets. Gonna need a chisel to remove this dried penis mache. "

by eyesee63 November 24, 2013

pecker mache

The process of making porno mag pages stick together. Can also be considered goober glue.

My little brother fucked up my Hustler with his pecker mache.

by Shayfus December 09, 2007

Mach 5

Speed Racer's race car!

I will survive, in my Mach 5.

by George January 05, 2005

Mach Jesus

Driving too fast for your own good.

I saw the police chasing this car down the street at mach jesus.

by Shane Harrison June 03, 2007

Mach-Hommy

Mach-Hommy is an American rapper.

He is best known for his songs on Spotify. The fusion of killer track and dope lyrics is found in all of his songs. His hype grew when he recently released his new album “Pray for Haiti” on Spotify.

Mach is already in the eye of some of the big rappers like Westside Gunn, Drake, and many more. Hommy has received a lot of appraisals on his new album release which triggered his popularity.

Did you hear "Pray for Haiti" by Mach-Hommy?

by DefinitionNotOpinion December 20, 2021