flunchfest

A fuckfest

Person A: "Hey, are you going to the flunchfest tonight?"
Person B: "Hell yeah!"

by terpsrock66 July 19, 2010

school lunches

Count yourself lucky if school lunches in your school is actually edible (if you're in the USA).

"Huh. So many people complaining about school lunches here. Am I THIS ungodly lucky to the point that I get a school that serves actually edible lunches that isn't just raw fruit or raw vegetables? I couldn't imagine if my school lunches were worse than prison food."

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 6, 2022

LanChester

The border where Lancaster county and Chester county meet also a merger between the 2 counties collectivly to create hip hop of quality that few are used too

home of LanChester Productions

Yo you heard lanchester new jawn? that track is tighter than a preachers wife! NAH MEAN

by Joey Stacks December 28, 2008

Lunchmeat Surprise

The act of ejaculating on one's own dick, using other various ingredients to make it a sandwich, and shoving it down your partner's throat.

Bob: So why are you braking up with Tod?

Cindy: Because that bastard gave me a lunchmeat surprise while I was asleep!

by BenjaminFrank February 21, 2009

Lunchetarian

–noun
1. a person who does not eat or does not believe in eating meat, fish, fowl, or, in some cases, any food derived from animals, as eggs or cheese, but subsists on vegetables, fruits, nuts, grain, specifically at lunchtime.

–adjective
2. of or pertaining to lunchetarianism or lunchetarians.
3. devoted to or advocating this practice.

Example #1: I know its probably in my best interest to eat a vegetarian diet but I really enjoy steak; I'm probably more suited to be a lunchetarian.

Example #2: I tried to give up meat, but baseball season is coming up. I'll make a compromise and become a lunchetarian and still be able to enjoy a hot dog without feeling guilty.

by RTMH74 April 10, 2010

Lunchmeat

When a female performs the act of sitting (i.e. straddling) on a males mouth, nose, and/or general facial area. Men "teabag" women, usually on the forehead, but not contained only to that area, while women "lunchmeat" their male counterparts. In other words, if you opened a package of sliced lunchmeat and shoved your face into the side, you'd essentially be replicating this act.

DUDE!! Last night after I woke up your sister, teabagging her in her sleep, she totally woke me up this morning laying that lunchmeat on my face!! I ate that pussy like grade A roast beef! U mad bro?

by Bird76Mojo November 2, 2011

lunchmeat

What you feel like after a hrad night of partying.

Chris felt like a pound of lunchmeat after last night's party.

by sickness July 5, 2005