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Worship Lumps

Breasts; The two soft, protruding organs on the upper front of a woman's body.
"Caroline crossed her arms across her worship lumps."
by Chrisdef August 26, 2021
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Hog Lumps

A fictitious brand-name of pork scratchings (or pork rinds) named in the movie Shaun of the Dead. Goes well with a pint of beer; package is v. aerodynamic.
Ed: "Shaun! Hog Lumps!"
A packet of Hog Lumps hits Shaun in the face.
by SnaggPDX November 16, 2004
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Lumsdenitis

A brain deficiency causing someone to be abnormally soft, often comparable to a feathered pillow or a soft piece of diarrhea. Symptoms of this disease include: going to sleep at 9:30 pm on weekends, only being able to handle up to 5 shots in any 2 hour period, being belligerent from half a four loko, being full off half a sald, and falling asleep in random places such as buses,trains, and other peoples beds.
1. "Wow i just feel terrible for that kid, i heard he just got diagnosed with Lumsdenitis."

2. Mom: (crying) "O where did we go wrong, he used to be such a man."

Dad: "Its not our fault, he was born with Lumsdenitis"

3. "He fell asleep at 8, he must have Lumsdenitis"
by Jmoney, Blatt Blatt March 6, 2011
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Luboslav

The definition of a real male.He is strong,handsome,has a long dick,drives a sports car,has a lot of money and really good friend.You can call him at 4 AM and he will be ready to help you.
Johny wants to be luboslav this year.
by JohnyWalker21 May 1, 2018
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Lumosexual

1: A person is sexualy attached to light fixtures,
Or proforms intercourse with light bulbs.

2: Popular among freshmen football boys named ben.
I heard ben was a lumosexual' man thats so biggay
by BenIsBigGay October 18, 2019
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Jerry Lubos

Person one: hey did you get your podcast graded

Person two: no I have Jerry Lubos
by Mr.whereTFismypodcast May 16, 2022
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Mystery Lumps

The small pieces of indeterminate origin that have found their way into chip shop curry sauce. They may look horrible but are damn tasty.
Customer: What are these floating bits in my curry sauce?
Chippy owner: What...those? Why young sir...those are mystery lumps!
by Milky655 April 21, 2010
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