Friend: Hey lets watch this video on Youtube You: Sure!
Youtube: unskippable 1 minute Lumosity ad shows up claiming to 'train your brain'
Both: *Sigh* Stop wasting time with your BS games!
Also called Inspiria. Likes men, also likes children. Basically likes male children. He also jerks off to grandpa pictures, but I am not supposed to tell you that. He wants to be a hentai mermaid when he grows up. He is currently 11 and breaking discord TOS. He plays VR chat with a nude avatar, and last time he ended in the hospital for Testicular torsion. Has also been in rehab 4 times already for sniffing glue.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a manwill search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"