Friend: Hey lets watch this video on Youtube You: Sure!
Youtube: unskippable 1 minute Lumosity ad shows up claiming to 'train your brain'
Both: *Sigh* Stop wasting time with your BS games!
Also called Inspiria. Likes men, also likes children. Basically likes male children. He also jerks off to grandpa pictures, but I am not supposed to tell you that. He wants to be a hentai mermaid when he grows up. He is currently 11 and breaking discord TOS. He plays VR chat with a nude avatar, and last time he ended in the hospital for Testicular torsion. Has also been in rehab 4 times already for sniffing glue.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!