by StillChasing1 April 25, 2008
1. a person who gives out handjobs on a daily basis also known as chopping wood
2. A dude in a flannel shirt and with a beard usually carrying an axe and typically associated with the forementioned items along with paul bunyon and flapjacks.
2. A dude in a flannel shirt and with a beard usually carrying an axe and typically associated with the forementioned items along with paul bunyon and flapjacks.
1.) Sally is one helluvah lumberjack she chops wood twice a day.
2.) That fellow happens to be a lumberjack. He enjoys axes, trimming his beard, long walks on the beach, flapjacks, chopping wood and having his wood chopped on a daily basis.
2.) That fellow happens to be a lumberjack. He enjoys axes, trimming his beard, long walks on the beach, flapjacks, chopping wood and having his wood chopped on a daily basis.
by rockeralexx January 05, 2011
A guy with a great beard, kind of like a sexier version of Zach Galifianakis. You most often see some one like a Lumberjack wearing flannel or a bulky outdoorsy jacket. He probably loves camping and is always very warm when you're snuggled up or sitting near him. He has a great laugh and keeps up his beard to perfection. A lumber jack often wont let on his great laid back personality until he knows someone on another level. Lumberjack's are some of the few guys that look amazing with a beard, and who can easily rock flannel. A lumberjack is definitely an overall great guy....with a beard.
by Lumberjill21 January 22, 2012
To fuck over an entire fanbase by writing, producing, and airing a television series finale episode so poor that even a union of hookers think it sucks more than they do. Named after the surprise regarding protagonist Dexter Morgan's fate at the end of the series finale of television show Dexter.
I was eagerly anticipating a fantastic conclusion to this series...but I got lumberjacked. We all got lumberjacked.
by Gervasex September 24, 2013
When two guys are tag teaming a girl, one of whom is receiving oral sex and the other anal sex, they hold hands and trust back and forth performing a motion like a lumberjack sawing down a tree.
by Nathan November 21, 2004
The lumberjack is an exciting sexual maneuver which should be only attempted by professionals.
In this case, the woman is on all fours and the man enters her from behind (see "doggie style"). Hole choice is completely up to the lumberjack himself. When he is ready to cum, he yells "TIMmmBERRRrrrr" and takes out the woman's arms with a svelte swooping motion. The woman then, like a tree, falls to the bed. During the fall, the woman experiences excitement as well as fear during her zero gravity experience as she realizes impact is imminent. This leads to the tightening of her vaginal and anal cavities, yielding an astonishing feeling and hence orgasm for the lumberjack.
Extra points can be scored on this maneuver by the close and careful placement of the woman in relation to the headboard. When the woman's arms are taken out, her head slams into the headboard. Very fun!
In this case, the woman is on all fours and the man enters her from behind (see "doggie style"). Hole choice is completely up to the lumberjack himself. When he is ready to cum, he yells "TIMmmBERRRrrrr" and takes out the woman's arms with a svelte swooping motion. The woman then, like a tree, falls to the bed. During the fall, the woman experiences excitement as well as fear during her zero gravity experience as she realizes impact is imminent. This leads to the tightening of her vaginal and anal cavities, yielding an astonishing feeling and hence orgasm for the lumberjack.
Extra points can be scored on this maneuver by the close and careful placement of the woman in relation to the headboard. When the woman's arms are taken out, her head slams into the headboard. Very fun!
"Why is Nancy wearing a neck brace at work today?" asked coworker Anne.
"I guess her husband gave her the lumberjack last night and she went down quicker 'n a Douglas Fir" responded Jim.
"I guess her husband gave her the lumberjack last night and she went down quicker 'n a Douglas Fir" responded Jim.
by Willie Shocquer May 09, 2005
A red and black flanel jacket, coat, or shirt popular in the 80s and 90s. Actual lumberjacks wear these often.
by Jon Thomas September 29, 2005