The sexual practice of one partner performing oral sex upon a male with the penis gripped between the feet, followed by said male ejaculating behind their partner's ear.
Don't look now, Ethel, but it seems that young man who is currently performing oral sex upon another with the penis gripped between the feet, followed by said male ejaculating behind their partner's ear is administering a West Indian Lime Pie.
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There once was a dude from Yopmail
Whose struggle against boredom was a fail
So he hopped on UrbDic(k)
And wrote this limerick
Enjoy the rest, you diseased toenail
There once was a dude from Yopmail
Whose struggle against boredom was a fail
So he hopped on UrbDic(k)
And wrote this limerick
Enjoy the rest, you diseased toenail
A Bunch of Limericks by Yopmail User
RICK
There once was a dick named Rick
Who fucked his nephew's daughters for kicks
His son ate ten dimes
Then fucked tigers twelve times
And proudly sucked a monkey's dick
CHRIS HANSEN
There once was a Brit with a snare
Who raped a few kids for a dare
He then wet his bed
When Chris Hansen said
"Why don't you have a seat over there?"
OBSCENE
There once was a poem so obscene
It made all its readers drink bromine
They thought it was time
To shit on a mime
And fuck his dead body for hygiene
THE SHITTY DECK POEM
There once was a kid on a deck
Who fell over and broke his neck
Someone raped the dude
And was promptly sued
He now qualifies for a penis check
MASTURBATION
A kid once beat off to his dog
Who unwillingly sucked his big log
The dog saw a tick
And bit off the kid's dick
Then took a big shit on a frog
RICK
There once was a dick named Rick
Who fucked his nephew's daughters for kicks
His son ate ten dimes
Then fucked tigers twelve times
And proudly sucked a monkey's dick
CHRIS HANSEN
There once was a Brit with a snare
Who raped a few kids for a dare
He then wet his bed
When Chris Hansen said
"Why don't you have a seat over there?"
OBSCENE
There once was a poem so obscene
It made all its readers drink bromine
They thought it was time
To shit on a mime
And fuck his dead body for hygiene
THE SHITTY DECK POEM
There once was a kid on a deck
Who fell over and broke his neck
Someone raped the dude
And was promptly sued
He now qualifies for a penis check
MASTURBATION
A kid once beat off to his dog
Who unwillingly sucked his big log
The dog saw a tick
And bit off the kid's dick
Then took a big shit on a frog
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Get the limenade mug.(v.) doing exercises, often crunches or push ups, before sex in order to look marginally more fit; to do a warm up routine in preparation for raucous sex.
Girl 1- "Isn't Mike coming over?"
Girl 2- "Yeah!"
Girl 1- "Then why are you doing crunches?"
Girl 2- "I'm just limbering for timbering. It's gonna get rough tonight, plus I want to burn some flab."
Girl 2- "Yeah!"
Girl 1- "Then why are you doing crunches?"
Girl 2- "I'm just limbering for timbering. It's gonna get rough tonight, plus I want to burn some flab."
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A limeglass cannot say anything without connecting it to their own person or to their so-called 'achievements'. They make frequent mistakes and false claims, all of which are meaningless and stupid by nature. To support such claims, a limeglass doesn't actually provide any valid arguments, but rather makes shit up on the spot. When they are losing an argument, they just leave the conversation or change the topic. They are full of themselves, think their ideas are always the best. A limeglass is mostly besides the topic, but is always blabbering nonsense to sound interesting and smart (but it's, in fact, not working). Just by talking to you, a limeglass believes they've blessed you, since their words are the wisest (or so they think). They consider themselves a 'perfect grammar entity' but constantly make silly mistakes and, when corrected, they continue to live in ignorance.
The mere presence of a limeglass annoys everyone, because every single limeglass is a giant ass. All limeglasses are despised.
A limeglass cannot say anything without connecting it to their own person or to their so-called 'achievements'. They make frequent mistakes and false claims, all of which are meaningless and stupid by nature. To support such claims, a limeglass doesn't actually provide any valid arguments, but rather makes shit up on the spot. When they are losing an argument, they just leave the conversation or change the topic. They are full of themselves, think their ideas are always the best. A limeglass is mostly besides the topic, but is always blabbering nonsense to sound interesting and smart (but it's, in fact, not working). Just by talking to you, a limeglass believes they've blessed you, since their words are the wisest (or so they think). They consider themselves a 'perfect grammar entity' but constantly make silly mistakes and, when corrected, they continue to live in ignorance.
The mere presence of a limeglass annoys everyone, because every single limeglass is a giant ass. All limeglasses are despised.
Drut: I finished a book toda-
Limeglass: Did I tell you about my new fishing project? It's applicability is incredible.
Drut: You mean 'its' right?
Limeglass: That's a dumb new rule.
Drut: It's been around for years.
Limeglass: No, because I know grammar very well.
Drut: That's not a valid argument.
Limeglass: It just makes sense. Look, an example: "It's rainy". See. It's used like that in other places. So.
Drut: You are a moron. *sends 3 articles about 'it's' vs 'its'*
Limeglass: It's just a less common context. It's a new era. So.
Limeglass: Did I tell you about my new fishing project? It's applicability is incredible.
Drut: You mean 'its' right?
Limeglass: That's a dumb new rule.
Drut: It's been around for years.
Limeglass: No, because I know grammar very well.
Drut: That's not a valid argument.
Limeglass: It just makes sense. Look, an example: "It's rainy". See. It's used like that in other places. So.
Drut: You are a moron. *sends 3 articles about 'it's' vs 'its'*
Limeglass: It's just a less common context. It's a new era. So.
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And lime green belt to the party .
Royal Blue & Lime Green ftw.
And lime green belt to the party .
Royal Blue & Lime Green ftw.
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