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like your ass is on fire

A way to describe how you run when you are very much in a hurry to get to one place, person, or thing, or to get away from something or someone or to leave your current location.
1. "Dude you're telling me you have the beer shits? Hurry up, run like your ass is on fire, and find a poopalorium before you'll end up in the biggest embarrassment of your life!"

2. When LCpl. William alligator armed the grenade he tried to throw at a group of Iraqi insurgents and it fell six feet short of him, he knew he had to take off running like his ass was on fire to avoid being sent home in a coffin draped in his own country's flag, being injured for life, or worse, being buried like a dead animal by the insurgents he was combating with.





Mark H. UD contributer since last February.
by Mark H April 6, 2005
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ass like a $20 mule

A rancher in the old west wanted to only purchase a mule that had a large muscular hind quarter. Twenty dollars was a lot of money so a rancher would only pay that much for a mule that was well built. Used to describe a woman with a nice round ass made for "working".
Wow that girl has an ass like a $20 mule!
by 4cd-air September 16, 2013
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smack my ass like a drum

we all want tom riddle to
tom riddle can smack my ass like a drum iykyk
by fredweasley´swhore October 1, 2020
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ass like three bitches

A lady with a ass big enough to fill up three seats
Damn dawg your girl has a ass like three bitches
by R . Carvet August 20, 2018
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tax that ass like woah

This phrase can be broken up into two parts. "Tax That Ass" is to have sex with a female in a manner that depletes the energy of the female; in a sense, "taxing" her stamina. The second part, "Like Woah," emphasizes the taxing of the ass.
1) That bitch desires my penis, I'm about to tax that ass like woah!
by Markobrad October 18, 2006
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ass like a housecat

a woman with a small backside....so small in fact that at first glance it may seem almost housecattish upon first inspection
Rob:"man that girl has a tiny behind!!"
Brad:"hell yea that bitch has an ass like a housecat!!"
by bighonkey April 3, 2008
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Ass Like a 10 Year Old Boy

A very aesthetically pleasing female arse, reserved only for use by males when regarding females.
"She is fiiiiine, big ol' round titties and an ass like a 10 year old boy."
by Fooliotic September 25, 2005
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