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Leeds Breakfast

A leeds breakfast is a breakfast commonly eaten at Leeds Festival. It consists of a cigarette and a can of beer.
'Here, pass me the fags and a tinny Jonas'
"Get your own leeds breakfast you lazy git."
by AbuWeezer October 18, 2008
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Ned Leeds

The inventor of sex
Ned Leeds Is the inventor of sex
by Ned leeds January 28, 2022
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Lewis Hamiton is a f1 driver. At baku 2021 brakes was so hot that his car cannot stop in time
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lewis black

A comidian who pissed off about pretty much everything. His health spa is IHOP, his favorite drug is nyquil, he hates being jewish and he dicovered why we get an aniurism. He has a segment on the Daily Show called Back in Black.
"I would have celebrated christmas this year but i can't because i'm fucking jewish" -Lewis Black
by k1llu2 May 30, 2004
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lewis black

Best fucking comedian of life...period
man 1: "Dude, did you watch that lewis black special last night. He rocks!"

man 2:...i like men

man 1: me too
by Johnny Law July 3, 2004
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Daniel Day Lewis

Daniel Day Lewis is a god among men. He lives with mankind, tricking them into believing he's just another human being. He most certainly has killed a man. He has collected enough scalps to fill a tanned and cured bear's stomach.

After becoming President of the United States, he went into a Baltimore Best Buy and just started freeing employees.

No one knows what DDL did with the eye he carved out of himself to prepare for Gangs of New York. Nor does anyone know the name of the drifter he plucked his new eye from, optic nerve still attached, pausing only to turn it back on the man, so his last sight was his own horrified visage.

Daniel Day Lewis is the REAL Chuck Norris. He ripped his own face off just to make a point but it immediately grew back into the handsome, badass visage we know and love today.
Guy: Hey, who is that badass dude that looks just like Abraham Lincoln?

Girl: That's Daniel Day Lewis, method acting his way into another Oscar. Don't mess with him because he will kill you and eat your face off.
by Mephisto and Kevin January 22, 2013
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Dylan Lewis

Here To Get In Your House And Steal Your Muffin
by PickeDickle:) July 21, 2018
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