lesser brain

Lesser brain, slang for a man's penis or lusty thoughts.

That man only thinks with his lesser brain.

by Brody's girl March 16, 2017

lesser equivalent

An object that is the equivalent to something but is viewed as a lesser amount or importance

That lecture about manifest destiny was the lesser equivalent of crap

by [e-mail] February 12, 2018

Lesser Up

Having a mad crush on an older man at 50+.
He is a balcholor and could never provide a family or have much physical stamina during sex, but you are in love with him anyways.

I’m so lesser up for him.

by Billy-Soo September 18, 2019

Lesser Professor

A lesser professor refers to an adjunct instructor at the university level.

My psychology teacher is a lesser professor, know now, and adjuct.

by Silent Barracuda December 31, 2022

Law of the Lesser Percentile

The law that states whichever phone is at a lower percent gets priority on the charger. Given there is only one charger, the lower percent gets access even if someone else is currently using it. They must give it up.

Tony, give me the charger! The Law of the lesser percentile states that you have to give it to me considering I’m at 12% and you’re at 45%!

by Con Land September 9, 2018

the lesser of two evils

when one is presented with 2 bad choices. the person chooses the one that has less of a consequence.

my mom wanted to buy a pack of cigarettes but i didnt want her too. it was either
1.) i let her drive drunk to get them herself
2.) i get her the pack of cigarettes
i chose to get her a pack of cigarettes because it was the lesser of two evils

by Rocky.L August 19, 2008

the lesser of two evils

still evil.

Pick the lesser of two evils all you want, it's still evil.

by vanillabearajh October 21, 2009