Leekums

When your penis does not hang past your ball sack.

Shane mooned us and we only seen his ball sack so therefore he has Leekums.

by i banged tina January 11, 2008

lerete

African word used to describe someone who is stupid

Mxm, o Lerete sahn!

by Tboni September 20, 2019

leek

long, green, Welsh tomato

by GutterSlut August 26, 2003

lerking

-Verb
1. The act of lurking in a concealed manner while pleasuring oneself, i.e., masturbating, spanking it, jerking the gherkin, etc.
2. The act of lying or waiting in concealment while pleasuring oneself.
3. To exist unperceived while fondling the genitals.
Origin:
Derived from the two words "lurking" and "jerking"

The girls at the Chi Omega house totally caught me lerking and called the cops. I had to run like a motherfucker.

by nltgn February 5, 2010

freek a leek

A whore that has sex for fun

That girl freeks a leek

by The Famous One December 6, 2004

lerker

a stationary creeper. always there but doesnt follow

who is that guy?

i dont know. he is always around though

he's a lerker!!

by iddy ott June 20, 2009

lerk

Small flying creatures that are capable of emitting lethal spore clouds. Lerks can usually be found residing in ventilation ducts, especially ones located near human quarry. While annoying on their own lerks can be quite dangerous when teamed up with their more powerful brethren, such as the fade or the onos.

"Gimme some nades comm, that damn lerk is back."

by Bigwig January 5, 2004