left behind by my bff

Don’t worry I understand, my best friend jozie just left me behind. I knew everyone hates me.....
-Haley smith

THAY ALL HATE ME! MY I JUST GOT LEFT BEHIND BY MY BFF!

by Gacha Kayla November 23, 2018

left behind enemy lines

When your friends leave you at the bar alone, and you proceed to black out and make bad decisions.

Man, I was left behind enemy lines last night. Woke up with tranny!

by Mookermania February 29, 2016

No Fag Left Behind Law

A law made by fags to recruit more fags, or to make established fags happy...it has benefits as well(for fags)...somewhat like how the Army uses thr GI Bill

Hey Jimmy, it looks like Mr. Harris watched a little too much MTv in his day, for the NFLB law has swept him away.
--no more belly aches and pains I say...the NFLB Law must go away

by W.Yokum March 16, 2005

no girl gets left behind association

1) A concept based on the G.W. Bush era, where a brave and daring group of men decide that all women will be laid in their presence, even the not so desirable ones. Their logo is of an american flag with two holes cut out, this is used to cover the faces of the ugly hoes who's faces will have to be wrapped in the flag in order to complete the brave task of banging them. 2) A group of men who are looking for action any way they can get it.

I heard that Rob is part of the "no girl gets left behind association". Now there is a man who boldly goes where many men have gone before.

by HansJaeger May 20, 2006

No Child's Behind Left

The official dogma of the Catholic Church.

Credit goes to Christopher Hitchens

"no child's behind left"

Ok, maybe that's a stretch. But there's definitely at least a grain of truth to it.

by Submitters of Words May 13, 2011

Left Behind Republican Party

The remnants of the Republican Party, left in tatters, subsequent to the so-called Tea Party Movement manifestation. The Left Behind Republican Party is constituted of the leftovers, the politicians who were simply too single-minded and too corrupt to change over. As a result, there are now TWO Republican Parties. The Left Behind facet is a double entendre allusion to the popular book and film series, Left Behind, which focuses on the Christian Fundamentalist doctrine of "The Rapture".

The Left Behind Republican Party will certainly not earn Mitt Romney's endorsement since he believes in Women's Rights, or at least says that he does.

by The Grottomaster September 13, 2012

No Child Left Behind

In very, VERY simple terms: "Schools cannot hold kids back for performing poorly."

The result: Take it from a random Reddit user - "There are kids in my college with a Kindergarten reading level."

Basically, every kid will always advance to the next grade, even if they perform so badly that they should very well actually be pushed BACK a grade.

"No Child Left Behind" is why kids today are fucking retarded

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 08, 2024