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Lonie

1. She who kicks ass beyond belief.

2. The most incredible person you are ever likely to meet.

Beautiful beyond that of a goddess-like stature, possessing looks that literally can kill and makes the most divine and decadent siren look like someone who lives in a trashcan.

Sweeter than an industrial-size bathtub filled to the brim with English honey and melted lollipops.

More open-hearted than someone getting a ventricle or valve replaced on an operating table.

A woman who loves Doctor Who, vampires, Alice in Wonderland, big hugs and has (hopefully) a passing fancy in Batman.

An angelic soul. A role model. Someone truly worth giving it all for and then some. A marvellous, illuminating, precious individual, who warms your heart everytime you see her. Someone who always invokes the giddy, romantic, sentitmental side of you just by looking into your eyes. The very epitome of perfection.

The woman I love.
I love my Lonie, and that's why I wore these shoes.
by Dashiva January 10, 2009
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leonidas syndrome

The inability to bow down or kiss the ass of anyone no matter how powerful.
I love this guy, he's got a serious case of Leonidas Syndrome just going toe-to-toe with the big bosses.
by BitcoinSachs March 4, 2014
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Leoni

An truly incredible girl who may have small tits but will always have an amazing ass

If you end up with her you won’t want to loose her

She will chase you but once she hates you your dead to her

Has an absolutely incredible personality
Guy : I wanna go out with Leoni
Guy 2: bro she fine as hell
by Yungen July 26, 2018
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Leonita

This girl gets too many boys, trust me half the year wanted her but nahhh nobody touching my bestie
Oi cuz this girl gets boys it's must be leonita aka Marshall
by Marshalls bestie November 13, 2016
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Leonidas

He is one of the sexiest men alive and gets all the girls, but doesn't care for thots so pays them dust. He provides major banter and makes everyone crease with his outta line jokes.

Doesn't always know when to stop drinking, but he will always be one of the best people you know.
Shortened to leo, which is another word for someone absolutely perfect, gorgeous, funny, sweet and a gentleman.
Loves animals.
girl: How do you know that guy?
guy: Ahh thats just Leonidas he's hilarious

girl: Really? Leonidas looks like a sex god, he best hmu on snap
girl 2: Damnnnn he's peng, Leonardo DiCaprio has nothing on him
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King Leonidas

From the movie 300 and real life King Leonidas king of the greek state Sparta, also the most badass motherfucker in existance
King Leonidas:you bring the crowns and heads of conqured kings to MY city steps, you insult MY queen, threaten MY people with slavery and death oh ive chosen my words very carefully persian, perhaps you should have done the same. *holding messenger at sword point in front of the "pit of death"*

Persian messenger: THIS IS BLASPHEMY, THIS IS MADNESS

Leonidas *looks at queen* *looks back* madness,?....... THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAA *KICKS MESENGER INTO PIT OF DEATH*
by Cipher158 June 19, 2009
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Leonidas

The most sexiest man on the earth,
Gets all the girls,He also is a god that says THIS IS SPARTA!!!! Don’t mess with him or he will fuck you up
Yo see that guy walking,That’s a Leonidas
by YoThatsMyBoiLeonard January 7, 2018
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