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Not your stereotypical midget quite small but has a horse shlong
Mike hunt : “ Is that the god himself Lboni”

Mike ocksmall : “ yeah look at his horse shlong dragging along the floor”
Lboni by Fookinedjut October 24, 2020
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Not your stereotypical midget short but has a horse shlong
Hugh jass : “ is that the real Lboni he’s so beautiful”

Mike ocksmall : “ forget beautiful look at his horse shlong dragging along the floor”
lboni by Fookinedjut October 24, 2020
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Lboni Leonie Leoni leonidas loni Leonids Leonita laboni leonit lionii

Dirty Leonie 

When you stop in the Middle of sex to make banana cake.
“How did it go last night?”
“Dude she dirty Leonie’d me»
«Oh I’m so sorry»
Dirty Leonie by Plantygirl May 4, 2020
Leonie is amazing and cute, if you get in her bad side or just piss her off, you’ll regret it %100. If you are lucky enough to meet a Leonie, stay by her side and never leave her.
Hey Bob who is dat
It’s Leonie
Holy crap she’s hot
One of the best people anyone could know . She can brighten your day when she says hi to you. She is proud of who she is and can pretty much become friends with anyone. If she is ever in your life, cherish those moments, never let her go or do anything to hurt her. You should engage in a conversation with her whenever you can. It can brighten her day as well as yours. Just seeing her makes you happy inside.
"Leonie is the nicest person you will ever meet."
Leonie by Somebody you know well March 18, 2017
She has the most beuatiful eyes i have ever seen. Leonita is loyal and very intelegent. When she is in love she always have only eyes for this person.
She also can life alone and don't need anyone. Leonita foucous on her selfe and on her goals!
Leonita is not selfish and arrogant only she foucouse on her self and her goals.
Leonita by Ks06 November 21, 2021
An extremely pretty girl, who has a naughty sexy side to her. She can be shy at first and getting to know her can be tricky, but once you're her friend, you're counted as one of the luckiest people alive. She is a trustworthy friend who will stand by you no matter what. She is a great girl and a good kisser too. Any boy would be lucky to have her, but if he doesn't treat her right, he'll have many angry friends on his case. Leonie's can stand up for them selves but sometimes just need someone to be there for them - a shoulder to cry on. She tends to get on better with boys than girls because she thinks it's less drama. She is caring, loving and is naturally stunning. She is always there for those around her and is ready to give top class advice. One of the best friends you will ever have.
Guy 1: Hey dude, did you see that new girl? She's seems amazing!
Guy 2: Yeah, she's a Leonie.

Guy 1: Haha, SHOTGUN!!
Leonie by munched December 6, 2012
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

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Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
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I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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