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Not your stereotypical midget short but has a horse shlong
Hugh jass : “ is that the real Lboni he’s so beautiful”

Mike ocksmall : “ forget beautiful look at his horse shlong dragging along the floor”
lboni by Fookinedjut October 24, 2020
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Lboni • Leonie • Leoni • leonidas • loni • Leonids • Leonita • laboni • leonit • lionii

Dirty Leonie 

When you stop in the Middle of sex to make banana cake.
“How did it go last night?”
“Dude she dirty Leonie’d me»
«Oh I’m so sorry»
Dirty Leonie by Plantygirl May 4, 2020
Leonie is amazing and cute, if you get in her bad side or just piss her off, you’ll regret it %100. If you are lucky enough to meet a Leonie, stay by her side and never leave her.
Hey Bob who is dat
It’s Leonie
Holy crap she’s hot
One of the best people anyone could know . She can brighten your day when she says hi to you. She is proud of who she is and can pretty much become friends with anyone. If she is ever in your life, cherish those moments, never let her go or do anything to hurt her. You should engage in a conversation with her whenever you can. It can brighten her day as well as yours. Just seeing her makes you happy inside.
"Leonie is the nicest person you will ever meet."
Leonie by Somebody you know well March 18, 2017
She has the most beuatiful eyes i have ever seen. Leonita is loyal and very intelegent. When she is in love she always have only eyes for this person.
She also can life alone and don't need anyone. Leonita foucous on her selfe and on her goals!
Leonita is not selfish and arrogant only she foucouse on her self and her goals.
Leonita by Ks06 November 21, 2021
An extremely pretty girl, who has a naughty sexy side to her. She can be shy at first and getting to know her can be tricky, but once you're her friend, you're counted as one of the luckiest people alive. She is a trustworthy friend who will stand by you no matter what. She is a great girl and a good kisser too. Any boy would be lucky to have her, but if he doesn't treat her right, he'll have many angry friends on his case. Leonie's can stand up for them selves but sometimes just need someone to be there for them - a shoulder to cry on. She tends to get on better with boys than girls because she thinks it's less drama. She is caring, loving and is naturally stunning. She is always there for those around her and is ready to give top class advice. One of the best friends you will ever have.
Guy 1: Hey dude, did you see that new girl? She's seems amazing!
Guy 2: Yeah, she's a Leonie.

Guy 1: Haha, SHOTGUN!!
Leonie by munched December 6, 2012
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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