LAVA DICK

A large ginger penis. Red, hot and speckled like flowing lava.

Damn baby you ain't never had a ginger ? IMMA GIVE YOU THIS LAVA DICK! Careful cause imma throw them magma ropes. You aint never had hot LAVA DICK LIKE THIS BEFORE!

by Desecrator6 February 10, 2020

lavagan

Anal except with a carpenter in which the carpenter inserts the hammer into your rectum (often twisting as well)
Lavagans often result in death.

Jimmy, my carpenter, gave me a lavagan last night... it was excruciating.

by Mister Conjuction October 12, 2015

Sweaty Lava

The act of having sex in a hot tub with a menstruating woman. From the show The Detour.

"I searched the web and found the following for sweaty lava..."

by A.Warm May 30, 2016

lava lamp

The best kind of lamp.

My friend has a lava lamp and we like to trip out and stare at it.

by Celeste A. April 18, 2006

lava pussy

A vagina that erupts with juices after sex during a woman's period.

Nikki had some crazy lava pussy after I made love to her so I put my face between her sexy legs, sucked the lava out of her pussy, and licked her clit until she came in my face

by Namni1978 June 25, 2014

Lava Blossom

A swollen anal sphincter aka rosebud from multiple rounds of acidic, explosive, burning diarreah. Usually occurs after excessive partying.

Stan: Hey Roger. How was your spring break in Florida?
Roger: It was awesome brahhhh. Partied all day and night. I was hung over and puking and shitting all day. I shit so much I wound up with a Lava Blossom.

Stan: Let me see it (Roger drops trou and bends over).

Stan: OMG brohhhhh. Is that a Lava Blossom or ground hamburger? You better put some salve on that thing.

by Eaton Holgoode March 14, 2015

lava balling

1. when a man sits wish his legs spread wide for maximum testicular comfort.

lava balling in a movie theater in the old fashioned seats with legs spread wide to keep from all the extra sweating

by Magwaaf October 4, 2013