Landshark

A sexual position in which a woman stands naked with her front up against a wall and a man with a gigantic boner runs from across the room and rams himself into her.

John had a giant boner so he landsharked suzy

by Mr. Blue September 1, 2004

Lawnsharking

When a person drives their car on another persons lawn or grass and proceeds to get a blowjob while parked on the lawn.

I drove Michelle to Lee Williams house so we can do a little Lawnsharking. I got that mother fucker good lol

by The Truth and Legend February 27, 2010

lavasharksurfer1245

The epitome of all things diabolical, the spawn straight from the underworld, here to propagate his lunacy to us innocent folk

oh my, it's him, lavasharksurfer1245 is back to haunt us once more...

by Sscurvvy March 5, 2022

Landsharking

The practice of approaching one's ladyfriend at speed, leaning forward with hands together on one's head as a shark fin, ending with the insertion of this fin into her front bottom.

Jane: Hey Amy, how was the film last night?

Amy: Not bad. I guessed the ending. Tell you what though, Rob gave me a good old landsharking when I got home.

Jane: What a toerag!

by neil thomas April 21, 2007

Landshark

A man that cruises bars and looks for innocent women to use for his amusement while he drinks Landshark beer.

" Watch out for that man he is just cruising for women, he is a landshark."

by babyloveU2 July 3, 2009

Missouri Landshark

The act of getting a naked person (either one you really hate or really love), lube up a slip-n-slide, positioning your "partner" doggy style at the end of the slip-n-slide. Once this step is complete lube up the nose of a baby shark and proceed to slide the baby shark nose first down the slip-n-slide into your "partners" anus.

Used in a sentance:
"hey Chase i just got this new slip-n-slide, wanna go Missouri Landshark Austin later?"

by Bagel Mc Toast May 3, 2014

Bonneville lake shark

The Bonneville lake shark was a shark found in lake Bonneville is the 1200 bc era it is 18 ft long and a white greyish color. The Bonneville fish shark is still found in the depths of bear lake. If you believe all of this you are retarded and your name is probably Peter.

The Bonneville lake shark is a fast shark

by Linnerdy July 18, 2025