Lakeshark 

A lakeshark is quite simply, a variety of shark that lives in freshwater lakes. They eat canoes, left shoes and the occaisonal child. For a real treat, they will enjoy a history teacher. They range in size from a metre to 4 meters long. Swimmers and boaters alike are told to watchout, as they can attack at any time.

Dang lakesharks! We would have won that race if they hand't gotten to our canoe.

Lakeshark by smcgsd April 20, 2011

Lukeshake

The dance that large white boys do to Kelis' song "Milkshake." It can also be the name you call any boy that dances to "milkshake."

"Look.... He's doing the Lukeshake."

"Hey Lukeshake, you're a fag!"

Lukeshake by Dogandpony February 4, 2010

lakesha

choctaw name meaning joyous

happy, funny, loving, person

sexy woman with amazing attributes

wow that lakesha is a fox

lakesha by lovelyangellakesha January 1, 2009

Flying Landshark 

Similar to the Landshark, but with an airborn approach. (sufficient safety gear and adult supervision required) A woman stands pressed against a wall a few feet away from a bed with her loose (or soon to be loose) ass jutting out in a splendor of erotic courage. Next a man strategically positioned at least 5 feet from the opposite side of the bed takes off at full sprint, leaps into the air using the bed as a trampoline, puts his hands over his head as if he were a shark, and nails his woman so hard in the ass she either shits, dies or screams so loud that the neighbors think its the fourth of July.

"And heres the instant replay of Kock Inyu nailing the Flying Landshark on Cok Inmi, All three judges agree, 10 points for the flying asian sensations!!!!"

Flying Landshark by J Bornberg December 22, 2004

The landshark 

The woman braces herself facing a wall, naked, hands against the wall, legs spread, bent over so that her ass is lusciously jutting out. (hint: She might want to wear a biking helmet and some rollerblading wrist guards to avoid serious injury.) Next, the guy also naked as well as stiff cocked, walks to the opposite end of the room, places his palms together and raises them above his head, (thus imitating the dorsal fin of a shark) and begins chanting the theme to Jaws. When given some predetermined signal, the guy sprints toward the girl at full speed with his pelvis-out, fin protruding, and rams her dead square in the ass.”

My favorite part of The Landshark is hearing the iconic theme composed by John Williams. Sometimes, I like to have the other person start a few rooms away so I can hear the entire thing before engaging in mutually satisfying sexual congress followed by waffles.

The landshark by Yolo master swag October 16, 2017

lasersharking 

Combining two things that are cool on there own to make something stupid.

like Dr evil wanting, sharks with Freakin' laser beams attached to their heads!

guy 1: "I have the best idea EVER! Picture this PIRATE NINJAS!"
guy 2: "Now thats just lasersharking."

lasersharking by alex the greater November 30, 2006

Layneshark Saucypants

Someone who is a Layne but also a Shark and has Pants which are Saucy . A Layneshark does things that can only be described as saucy... Pants. You will find her walking out of the bathroom with toilet paper in her pants.

Person 1: Dude have you seen that Layneshark Saucypants?
Person 2: Yeah dawgg her pants are purty saucy.

Layneshark Saucypants by ariellikestoderponthedaily July 5, 2012