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Lad

Retardish "Hard" people, who insist on telling people how cool they are, the blond hair really makes the Lads look real masculine, a basic lad on sighting anyone who isn't gay like a lad who is wearing more than 33% of their clothing black they would be labelled, Emo cunt. A lad who is rejected a smoke from anyone except gay lads will gather his lad friends with their signal aiaiaiaiai! and any close lads will then proceed to Smash that emo cunt, no matter what clothing the sensible one wears.

A lads vocabulary:
Emo
Cunt
Eshays
Lad
Bro
Fuckwi
Razor emo
smoke
Lad 1: Eshays! i jus rolled em emo cuntz, fkn bitches wit dere slipknot shirts

Lad 2: Yerr! Did they throw any of there cunt emo razorz at ya!

Lad 1: Yea, I'm so hard aye!
by Infadibulum January 6, 2008
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Lad

Lad: Ran down by everyone, Known as scum to society, But are usually dressed in a fresh asf Polo, Sick ass Tns, And nike bumbag.
Located mainly between Queensland and Nsw.
Armed with a knife or bat, Dangerous.
Lad; Give me your wallet fuck yah.
Bystander; No
Lad; I'll jump on yah head with my tns and stab yah braah.
by Sinkzz_Oner November 23, 2015
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Lad

Chams Jagana
Boy: He’s such a lad
Girl: What does that mean
Boy: He’s very Chams Jagana
by Courgette August 19, 2021
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Lad

A lad is a handsome guy , that cant keep a girlfriend no matter what he does to keep her}
This lad can’t keep a girl for a day!
by Deepfrogcock April 4, 2020
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Lad

Lad is used as a word to say he has a little asss dick in public
by Mahdbrjrkfjr October 12, 2021
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Lad

Mainly, but not limited to, a group of males, 10 or so in number, dedicated to the purpose of walk, talk and act “hard”. The untrained eye usually mistakes them for exclusively wearing white cap, polo shirts and track pants, however that is wrong. There have been actually reported sightseeing of “lads” not wearing anything at all, but this is often accompanied with great volumes of alcopops.

Domestic violence, petty theft and general ignorance will often be associated with the term “lad”, and more times than often they end up being the victim. This is due to physical and mental attributes that goes along with being a “lad”.
Drunken lad stumbling outside a pub after being kicked out for offensive behavior.

Random person: “You’re a proper LAD! Come here you SCALLYWAG you!”
by swag wag September 19, 2015
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Lad

Person 1: Look at those dogs, are they humping?!
Person 2: Of course they are, look, his lad's hangin' out!
by Ferretface12 February 2, 2019
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