lactard

a person who is lactose intolerant; retarded when it comes to dairy.

Oh man, that ice cream made my belly hurt. I am such a lactard.

by Daisy Face May 9, 2007

Lactated Ringers

A topless lawn game enjoyed by surgical residents

Hey, tonight after the board exam we're going to play Lactated Ringers on The Oval! Who's in?

by CardinalRed August 17, 2012

laptarded

someone who cannot use a laptop

they waisted that laptop by giving it to the laptarded guy

by ladymerlin December 2, 2007

Lactard

1: Another name for someone who is lactose intolerant, used in a derogatory way

2: Someone who is lactose intolerant but continues to eat dairy

1: person 1: can we go get icecream?
person 2: no, I don't want to smell your farts lactard

2: They came over with a milkshake in hand like a lactard

by rileyredds May 27, 2021

lactard

Someone who suffers from a dairy allergy. (adjectival form: lactarded)

Oh Jimmy? Yeah, he can't drink milk; he's a lactard.
(That poor guy's lactarded)

by sokath October 16, 2003

Lactate

A family of organic componds.

I made Ethel Lactate in the lab.

by ash314159 December 17, 2004

lactates

a full sprint while swimming over large distances. Named for the build up of lactic acid in your muscles. Will, quote, "make your penis hurt"

"Screw Bove he made us swim 500 lactates"

by sean smith December 15, 2012