**Labrador (n.)**
A friendly, loyal, and energetic breed of dog, often described as the ultimate companion. Labs are known for their love of water, playful nature, and unrelenting desire for attention and treats. They're equally at home retrieving tennis balls, lounging on the couch, or giving slobbery kisses. Labradors are one of the most popular dog breeds worldwide, adored for their gentle temperament, intelligence, and ability to adapt to any lifestyle—whether it's running on a beach or snuggling on the sofa. Commonly found in colors of black, yellow, and chocolate, Labradors are the go-to breed for families, service work, and anyone in need of a furry friend who's always happy to see you.
A friendly, loyal, and energetic breed of dog, often described as the ultimate companion. Labs are known for their love of water, playful nature, and unrelenting desire for attention and treats. They're equally at home retrieving tennis balls, lounging on the couch, or giving slobbery kisses. Labradors are one of the most popular dog breeds worldwide, adored for their gentle temperament, intelligence, and ability to adapt to any lifestyle—whether it's running on a beach or snuggling on the sofa. Commonly found in colors of black, yellow, and chocolate, Labradors are the go-to breed for families, service work, and anyone in need of a furry friend who's always happy to see you.
Once in a small town, there lived a mischievous dog named Penis. Despite his unusual name, he was a lovable Labrador with a nose for trouble. Penis had a peculiar habit of rummaging through people's garbage bins, seeking out tasty leftovers.
Every morning, he'd sneak into the alley behind the bakery, where the sweet scent of pastries lingered. The baker, noticing his antics, began to leave out a few old croissants for him. But Penis wasn’t picky; whether it was pizza crusts or forgotten fruits, he was always up for a feast.
His adventures soon became the talk of the town. The residents began to set up “Penis-proof” garbage cans, but Penis was clever. He would find ways to tip them over, sending trash flying. Instead of being angry, the townsfolk grew fond of him, often leaving little treats out just for him.
One day, after a big feast, Penis decided to take a nap in the sun, a happy, plump pup. The town loved him so much that they organized a “Penis Parade,” celebrating their favorite trash-loving dog. From then on, Penis became the unofficial mascot of the town, reminding everyone that sometimes a little mischief can bring a community together.
Every morning, he'd sneak into the alley behind the bakery, where the sweet scent of pastries lingered. The baker, noticing his antics, began to leave out a few old croissants for him. But Penis wasn’t picky; whether it was pizza crusts or forgotten fruits, he was always up for a feast.
His adventures soon became the talk of the town. The residents began to set up “Penis-proof” garbage cans, but Penis was clever. He would find ways to tip them over, sending trash flying. Instead of being angry, the townsfolk grew fond of him, often leaving little treats out just for him.
One day, after a big feast, Penis decided to take a nap in the sun, a happy, plump pup. The town loved him so much that they organized a “Penis Parade,” celebrating their favorite trash-loving dog. From then on, Penis became the unofficial mascot of the town, reminding everyone that sometimes a little mischief can bring a community together.
by EMD F59PHI November 9, 2024
Get the Labradormug. It's that part of the Atlantic Canadian province Newfoundland and Labrador that people always forget about. It's next to Quebec, and people think the Labrador dog is from here, but it's actually from Newfoundland.
Guy 1: I'm gonna go to Labrador!
Guy 2: You're going to get a Labrador dog? That's cool.
Guy 1: No, I'm going to Labrador!
Guy 2: What the hell is Labrador?
Guy 1: You know that place next to Quebec, Canada? That's where I'm going.
Guy 2: Oh.
Guy 2: You're going to get a Labrador dog? That's cool.
Guy 1: No, I'm going to Labrador!
Guy 2: What the hell is Labrador?
Guy 1: You know that place next to Quebec, Canada? That's where I'm going.
Guy 2: Oh.
by TechNerd22 May 28, 2021
Get the Labradormug. 
Man everything I've tried working on this week has broken or gotten worse, I really have the Labrador touch.
by Labradortouch1000 January 25, 2024
Get the Labrador touchmug. by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 28, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Labrador, labrUador, labradoR<.7.9.7.6>mug. When you are performing sexual activity with another in the form of doggy style and you pull out but instead of jizzing on her you piss on her.
by smucciht June 3, 2018
Get the Golden Labradormug. Chinese labrador retrievers are small.
by jerry dow April 16, 2019
Get the chinese Labrador retrievermug.