A louie

The art of standing round stealing oxygen and staring at the ceiling.

Telling other how to do their job when he cant do his

Loses concentration every time the wind changes direction

This person or persons are rendered useless and named louie

To the apprentice done a louie to day and just stood looking at the sky while telling me how to do my job and forgot how to do his

by Brum420 April 7, 2023

Louie

A kid that walks with a zombie limb, as well as responds to zombie. Also is attracted to women with big belly’s and hairy vaginas

Wow that kid bashing his head to his music is acting like a Louie

by Spiral Penis Juice December 7, 2017

Louie

a bitch

I'm a Louie

by hi person reading my name November 18, 2019

Louie

A louie is a person or usually an entire family that is so inbred that they lose track of how they are actually related. Most of the time, the mother and father of a louie will be the same person, and possibly even the child of the louie.

Louies will often eat family pets for their dinner, so it is not uncommon for neighbouring cats and dogs to go missing around the time of Christmas to be served to the rest of the louies with their roast spuds and gravy.

Look over there, what a louie! I bet it's mum and dad are the same person!

by FoddyM April 20, 2015

Louie

A left-hand turn, usually when driving.

Bang a louie right there!

by Eric January 26, 2005

Louie

1. The quality or condition of being stupid.
2. Lacking or marked by lack of intellectual acuity

1. Guy 1: I think it would be a good idea the jump off the roof.
Guy 2: (Slaps guy 1 on head) Louie.
2. I thought I could get away from the cops but I guess that was a Louie idea.

by Razorback September 14, 2007

Louie

A minute; A man who only lasts a minute in bed Also known as a two pump chump.

Hey Julie I heard you and luis got it on last night how was it.

Ehhh... Not so good, he only lasted a damn Louie.

by Golden arches January 8, 2011