lambardi slap

To slap someone with your dick, preferably in the face

Dante Lambardi Slapped Marlene in the face

by lambardi slap October 11, 2007

Lambardi Slap

To whip out your dick and slap someone in the face with it

Dante Lambardi Slapped Marlene when she didnt suck his dick

by alaa October 18, 2007

lombardi

(1) a blond-haired blue-eyed light-skinned person who claims to be Italian. Most are from Lombardi, and are more German than Italian.

Nick is quite obviously a lombardi.

by common sense7 October 12, 2005

Lombardi's Law

Lombardi's Law states, that you are wrong and Ryan is right. There is no exception to this law as it is an absolute constant.

Person A - "Ryan you baited me man!"
Ryan - "By Lombardi's Law, I disagree, you baited me!"
Person A - "Aw man, I forgot, I guess your right man."

by A Narcissist January 28, 2022

lombari

(1). Verb, an angry overreaction to a non-stressful situation

(2). Noun, a hypocrite

(1) The waiter forgot the mayonnaise on my fries, so I totally lombaried and beat the motherf*cker to a pulp

by DN November 1, 2004

lumbardh

This is Lumbardh. One of the most charming boys of the school. Many girls find him perfect but do not dare to admit it.

That was Lumbardh.
Be like Lumbardh.

by legggoooo January 6, 2019

Lombardi Gras

Refers to the multi-purpose partying in New Orleans celebrating the Saints receiving the Lomardi trophy for winning Superbowl XLIV overlapping with Mardi Gras 2010 festivities.

I just booked us tickets to New Orleans to celebrate Lombardi Gras - this will be a once in a lifetime party!

by sfdave February 9, 2010