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Backdoor Lemonade Stand

The act of urinating into another person's anus and then watching as that individual deficates your urine into plastic cups.
I gave your mother the ol' backdoor lemonade stand last night.
by Achilles44444444 January 28, 2009
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Chocolate Lemonade Stand

When a man is giving anal sex to a woman or another man and then urinates in his or her anus. Then, the man sucks the urine out of the man or woman's anus and swallows it.
- Dude, I can't believe you gave that girl a chocolate lemonade stand last night!
- I know, it was crazy!
by clchuck August 25, 2011
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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand

And he said to the man, running the stand: "Hey! Bom bom bom, My name is Yoshikage Kira. I’m 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don’t smoke, but I occasionally drink. I’m in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning.

I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I’m trying to explain that I’m a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn’t lose to anyone."

I wanted to do a jojo reference but some one already did "Oh? You're approaching me?" :/
You, minding your own business:

a duck walked up to a lemonade stand (he has a hand k1nk): "Hey! Bom bom bom, My name is Yoshikage Kira. I’m 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don’t smoke, but I occasionally drink. I’m in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning.

I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I’m trying to explain that I’m a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn’t lose to anyone."

You: "Dude, what the hell?
by MemphisTN120 May 4, 2022
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Polish Lemonade Stand

When four men go into a small shower at the same time and urinate on each other.
Once they were in the hotel room, the four lumberjacks headed for the bathroom to set up the Polish Lemonade Stand.

We told everyone we had a Polish Lemonade Stand last night and they all looked at us with adoration.

Yo, that Polish Lemonade Stand was crunk. I barely had room to stand in there.
by DubSizzle April 26, 2004
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Lowe's Lemonade Stand

The act of dipping your pen in the company ink. Lowe's is a cheap lemonade stand for married people to have sex with other married or unmarried individuals. Therefore you are involved with a 25 cent hooker.
Alfred was recently wed as he acquired his position at Lowe's. Once a team member he engaged in the act of the Lowe's Lemonade Stand, impregnating two girls. He realized it was a cheap free for all.
by juciepinktacos August 22, 2011
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the lemonade stand

a dude does a hand stand and pisses in his own mouth while doing the hand stand!
jesus!, u should have seen greg the other day, he did "the lemonade stand" , it was sick!!
by gsp1983 October 14, 2011
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San Fran Lemonade Stand

When in a men's urinal a stranger or lover comes up behind the pisser and massages the shoulders or ass to ease the tension and allow for a more exciting release.
by The inventor December 16, 2005
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