leather doughnut

(n.) the exterior portion of one's anus; the rectum; an asshole.

Ned: Good God, the toilet paper in the staff restroom is coarse--like 5-grit sandpaper!

Phil: Tell me about it. I have calluses on my leather doughnut!

by Blenderhead1991 May 6, 2009

leather cheerio

An anus, otherwise known as a baloon knot.

I like putting my man milk onto a leather cheerio.

by shinebox March 14, 2003

LEATHER DONUT

Sadly, another name for your ass hole.

by Joshiro007 February 22, 2003

leather muppet

A person, commonly middle-aged and wealthy, who has tanned, botoxed, and facelifted him or herself to a degree where facial expressions are nearly impossible and the flesh takes on a thickish, brownish sheen. Derived from The Simpsons episode "A Fish Called Selma," in reference to Troy McClure.

A half-dozen leather muppets converged on the mineral makeup counter at the mall and began feverishly dusting sparklies into the hand-tooled lines around their eyes.

by TinaTwice January 11, 2008

leather mama

A older woman, generally lesbian and a MILF, who partakes in the leather community. Most likely a dominatrix.

Basically a genderbent version of a Leather Daddy

My sweetheart Patrice is secretly a leather mama, and an ursula. Which means she's big and loves to overpower my ass!

by Hyperbeams in your mouth January 12, 2014

Leather Lips

Big black lips.
often darkened from excessive smoking.

That bitch Whoopi Goldberg has some huge ass leather lips.
Perfect example Gucci Mane.

by Gonorrhea Lara February 7, 2008

Leather face

A psycopathic killer in Texas in the 70's
that used a chainsaw and cut the faces off his victoms and wore them like a mask to cover his severly disfigured face.
i.e. the texas chainsaw massacre

"you dont know that hell is a commin' do ya boy?!!

by bloodrain February 3, 2005