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Laughing.So.Vigorously.That.It.Wakes.My.Neighbour.Terry.Who.Is.Half.Owl.Half.Man.Now.Very.Enraged.Terry.Does.The.Sacred.Call.For.The.Nocturnal.Knights.The.Twitting.And.The.Twooing.Rolls.Over.The.Hills.Talons.Break.Down.My.Door.They.Are.Coming.To.Take.Me.Away.Oh.God.Help.HELP!
Dave: Knock Knock.
Clement: Who's there?
Dave: Europe.
Clement: Europe who?
Dave: That's not a very nice thing to call me.
Clement: L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!
by Semmelweis December 16, 2018
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L.M.F.A.O.F.O.O.M.C.A.D.M.T

Laughing my fucking ass off falling out of a chair and dropping my taco. This phase can be used while texting, or posting funny things on MLIA
Emily: *says joke*
Lauren: L.M.F.A.O.F.O.O.M.C.A.D.M.T HAHAHAHHA
Emily: hahaha, oh no your taco!
by Ke$ha girl 123 November 10, 2010
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D,M,F.L.

A race term for being REALLY slow, stands for Dead Mother Fuckin Last.
Scott:Lil E was soooo slow on the track today.
Bob: Well I sure he finished in front of the two girls he was racing against.
Scott: Sorry dog.... he was DMFL!!
by Willy G. June 3, 2005
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M.I.D.L.F

She’s a M.I.D.l.F. There’s no way I’d fuck her
by Hentai_Supreme1 October 7, 2018
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Y.T.T.I.D.L.Y.B.I.A.D.L.Y.M.T.E.O.T.U

It simply means "you think that i dont love you but i do love you more than everything on this universe". you might use it when ur simp idek
Girl: ik that you dont love me.. :/
Random simp: Y.T.T.I.D.L.Y.B.I.A.D.L.Y.M.T.E.O.T.U
by karuma December 14, 2020
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D.T.M.L.

Adj. Deep Throat My Life~ nothing else can go wrong, it can't get any worse.
She asked me "How's your day going?";I replied " D.T.M.L."
by LEEO69 November 15, 2015
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l.m.f.y.t.y.c.o.m.d

Girl: Let me fuck you till you cum on me daddy
Boy: Let me fuck you till you cum on my dick
Usually in texts
Girl: l.m.f.y.t.y.c.o.m.d
Boy: l.m.f.y.t.y.c.o.m.d
by KOwolfyy December 1, 2022
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