Kryptonite

A song by the band 3 Doors Down. It was released in 2000, and is an Alternative/Indie song.

If I go crazy, then will you still call me Superman?
If I'm alive and well, will you be there and holding my hand?
I'll keep you by my side with my superhuman might
Kryptonite

by Master Of Nations August 3, 2020

Nigger Kryptonite

A negro repellent. This might include an activity that involves thought process (school, reading) or physical labour (picking cotton), or making some kind of personal sacrifice (paying child support). Also, any kind of music played loudly in the vicinity of yard apes that does not rely on a "jungle beat". i.e. heavy metal or country

"Jamal done flunked hiz ass outta histree class agayun'. Dem bookz beez pure nigger kryptonite 'n' sheeit."

by misterstinkypoopfacepants October 20, 2009

Kryptonite

Intellectually powerful enough and attractive enough to seduce the strongest willed Playas, Pimps, Macks,Daddies,Hubbies, and Champions.

Man she's got that Kryptonite!

Aww man I swear this Man has got some Kryptonite!

by Buttafly G. September 30, 2010

black kryptonite

Wild irish rose mixed with red bull, monster, and coca-cola. CHEAPEST DRUNK EVER. and you'll be FUCKED UP!!! As good a high as weed. Kind of a cheap ass yaeger bomb. Taste good too!!!

Created by three fucked up UNCG students

I'm fucked up on black kryptonite right now!

by John Lynch January 22, 2006

arabian kryptonite

Soap especially. Also other types of personal hygiene products.

You there, pass me the Irish Spring arabian kryptonite on a rope.

by kocknballs May 25, 2006

Dick Kryptonite

To be in the vicinity or of sight of something that makes dick become powerless and limp. Superman loses all his powers near Kryptonite. His body and strength goes limp around it. Like superman, a dick in proximity or sight of dick kryptonite becomes powerless and weak.

Those girls have loads of dick kryptonite around their bellies, thighs and ass.

by A1bimmer May 11, 2023

are my kryptonite

It's a way of saying that something specific is your weakness. I.E. Stating that you can't help but love it, or that it's your biggest addiction.

Puppy videos are my kryptonite, I just can't get enough.

by Grimm Whiskey October 19, 2015