butterscotch krimpet

Rimjob w/caramel applied to the rim to mask the taste

I told you Stacy was a freak. She offered me a butterscotch krimpet on our first date. And we were at an Applebee's.

by eBayLover69 April 18, 2017

dirty krimpet

The sometimes soiled filthy vagina of girls who "get around". These girls can be seen trying to wrangle any willing guy to share their stds with. If lucky a guy can possibly land a dirty jelly krimpet which is the same said girls however experiencing their friend flo/time of the month. Smart men avoid girls with dirty krimpets.

Hey Johnny don't hook up with her, I've heard she's got a dirty krimpet!

by Krimpet lover September 15, 2017

krimpin out

when you're freakin out while you're krunk.-

Yo' you gotta stop playin that song, I'm KRIMPIN' OUT NIGGA!

by Brendan February 9, 2004

Rice Krispie Treat

When an old lady sits on your face and gets bits of depends in your mouth, making for a glazed, crispy treat.

I just got a rice krispie treat from that cafeteria lady. It was delicious!

by super.wang November 22, 2010

rice krispie

the act of rubbing two vagina's together and then pouring milk in between. should make a squishing noise

janet: we had a rice krispie for breakfast this morning!
kelly: oooh can i have breakfast with you tomorrow?

by rice man September 5, 2006

krumpies

A case of itchy balls

"Yo why you itchin?"
"I got me the krumpies somethin' fierce"
"Aw rip bro"

by mega bung October 30, 2017

krimple

Wrinkly pimples that ooze juice

My ooze of a Krimple hurts in many ways

by Noodlebutttt18283 May 7, 2018