Kracken

The Kracken is a chunky female usually with brown curly hair and hazel eyes. Her large tentacles that protrude out of her vaginal area will tend to scoop up a male and suck him inside of her. She has once had a train of about eight male strangers on her. She has herpies of the mouth and when sitting in an enclosed area with the kracken it tends to have a fish like stench.

Me: "Ugh the Kracken smells of fish today."
You: "Oh you mean Kelley?"
Me: "Yeah the Kracken. The one sucking you into her right now."
You: "Oh God!!"

by Crawford_H8er December 19, 2010

krawket

kraw is such a bffl... omg... B)
krawket is a bffl tbh

me: hey kraw can I tell you how much I want this Korean boy to eat cake out of my ass ??

kraw: sure
krawket = a celebrity everyone knows

by B) May 29, 2018

Kracken Snatch

The hairy festival hoe who looks like a 12 year old boy and screws poor suckers for money and coke

Kracken Snatch hasn't washed her gash in so long the cum stains are screaming for release

by Maxhellimus June 25, 2018

krackenberger

If you ever meet a person with last name you will never meet a person better for you. This person is usually a girl. So if you ever get the chance to meet her go for it being more than just a friendship because this girl should star on baywatch. She's German,based on her last name and literally looks like the beach, deep blue eyes, and sand colored hair. You have probably never noticed, but wow look at that ASS. She is also known to be the most beautiful girl alive. So take her, tell her you love her, and PROVE it.

That Krackenberger girl has got me fallen for her.

by Krackenberger September 1, 2018

krackerism

total “white privilege”, better known as symptoms of the serpent seed

“the oppressive doctrine, salty attitude & white skin to match will lead u to krackerism”

by sretaw, trebor February 24, 2021

Kracken

Tupac reincarnated

Kracken is Tupac reincarnate

by xxKrackenx April 1, 2021

Uncle Kracker

A redneck Trump Supporter who was born in Michigan. Holds an alligator in his album, probably lives in Florida, probably has made out with his cousin. Wants to drift away into Donald Trumps leadership. Smokes cigarettes and drinks beer. Probably has his house decorated in trump Flags and screams maga at many people. Is the king of rednecks and sung the redneck anthem “Drift Away” probably flies a confederate flag and is racist.

See that redneck with the confederate flag and the MAGA hat? That’s Uncle Kracker.

by UncleKrackerRedNeck October 18, 2020