klutz fuck 

When your friends spill coffee or other ditzy klutz like behavior...

Unable to walk across a flat surface, will never learn to walk and chew gum at the same time.

Shonda, your spilling all over and don't even realize it. You klutz fuck!

She can't help it, she's a klutz fuck.

klutz fuck by Giggles87 January 20, 2018

Ground Klutz 

A beast of Korean descent that is only able to travel on its guts or stomach. Using its legs as rudders it slowly clutters along whilst scraping its underbelly on the ground. A Ground Klutz easily evolves into a traffic slug when attempting to cross a road. Ground Klutz’s maintain a strict diet of Mc Donald's Frozen Coke and Menz Fruit Chocks; this enables the Klutz to continue its horrific hormonal educed rage. This rage is much like an EMP Missile, but instead of disabling all electronic equipment in vicinity, all nearby living creatures are Klutz upon with verbal slander, horrific claw attacks and psychological ensembles. The Klutz may also attain a bond with a victim of the opposite sex and of any species, harvesting all assets and creating a plasma shield that ensures an eternal bond against the victims will.

"Hey mummy, how come bowl's of rice can walk, oh never mind that’s a Ground Klutz with a Versace handbag. What a star! Just like Sarah Jessica Parker!"

Ground Klutz by alpinesorcery February 15, 2009

kanji klutz 

An entry level or otherwise beginning/newbie student of the Japanese language. Not always a weaboo, this term can be used to describe anyone with a genuine interest in the Japanese language to people who just want to translate doujinshi for lolz.

Harold is such a kanji klutz, poor guy's struggling to complete the homework for Japanese class.

kanji klutz by TeenAuthor June 22, 2008

a klutz 

Most commonly, a clumsy person

Like when dropping something for the second or third time.-

"I'm such a klutz" meaning I'm so clumsy

a klutz by mfrr March 14, 2014

Koup Klutz Klan 

A nickname for the morons who invaded the US Capitol on January 6, 2020.

Cletus was thrown in the slammer along with his Koup Klutz Klan compatriots after he tweeted “I’m in the capital butt their never gunna know its me cuz I got on this mustache n glasses LMAO”

Koup Klutz Klan by Nicholas D December 9, 2021

Techno-Klutz 

An individual that has a much greater than average difficulty operating and/or maintaining electronic and/or computational devices.

I break every device I own. I am the only person I know that buys the extended warranty and actually uses it. I am such a Techno-klutz!

Techno-Klutz by Bannananannabobryan December 2, 2011

Phone Klutz 

Somebody who is constantly butt dialing people, sending text messages to the wrong person, replying to the same text twice, not to mention they always drop it.

God, Lauren's such a phone klutz. She called me twice last night and each time i just heard the TV, she seriously needs to stop butt dialing people!

Phone Klutz by Emmerr December 24, 2010