Klapkeutel

a dutch insult-word which can be a substitute for:
ass face
retard
n00b
wigger
dickface
emo
asshole
bananahead
shit
fuck
rofl
lmao
idiot
vagina
shithead
shitface
maggot
fagot
german
jezus etc

it is also a turd which pounds his way out of you ass and rebounces from the toilet and splatters ur shit all over the place

1:shit! look at that klapkeutel
2: fo sho my nigga, thats one fucked up klapkeutel

by [_m4] July 9, 2006

klapperich

german shoe maker

alayna jane:)
you love me
and you know it
cuz im a klapperich
but the sad part is that it dies with me

by lay lay klapperich March 10, 2009

klaproth

A klaproth is somebody that is drastically obese and still wear crop tops

Wow show is a klaproth and she thinks she's skinny

by Kaine jdjsjsk March 12, 2017

klapper

It is used to describe someone that is super outgoing with BIG DICK ENERGY. A Klapper is usually a nice person that everyone likes and he is a very nice guy. He is very funny, has light brown hair and greenish blueish eyes. Everyone wants to have a Klapper as a friend.

Guy: Hey gurl let me help you with that HEAVY box.
Gurl: Wow your name must definetly be Klapper, because you are the man of my dreams. PLEASE MARRY ME.

by Timmy_turn_yourworldupsidedown September 18, 2018

Klapperbitch

A modern day princess with both male and female genitalia, yet does not adhere to the social norms of one gender.

Is lady gaga a male or female?

It's just a klapperbitch.

by upchuck jones July 27, 2012

jonko klappen

het roken van een jonko, joint

hey heb ne nog jonkos?

ja man fasho

kom jonko klappen

by jemama420 November 6, 2020

Klappers

Big, dangly testicles. Heavy hangers. Big ol’ ball sack.

He teabags me every night with this klappers. It’s like two tennis balls in a sock.

My uncle showed me his klappers.

by Eaton Holgoode February 1, 2018