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I called my girlfriend last night to ask what she was doing and se said she was watching porn and Klittering
I was Klittering to the pictures you sent me last night!
I was Klittering to the pictures you sent me last night!
by TFC Coleman July 12, 2015
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Jill: Hey, do you wanna come hang out with me this weekend?
Jack: Aren't you from Kettering?
Jill: Yeah?
Jack: Naahhhh, I'd rather not get ran over by bigoted wrinkle beasts driving shitty Caddy's with their preggo granddaughters in the backseat.
Jill: ???
Jack: Sorry, it's Kettering
Jack: Aren't you from Kettering?
Jill: Yeah?
Jack: Naahhhh, I'd rather not get ran over by bigoted wrinkle beasts driving shitty Caddy's with their preggo granddaughters in the backseat.
Jill: ???
Jack: Sorry, it's Kettering
by JennyMuthafucka! August 6, 2011
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Kitteringham is a type of ham that makes a kitter sound when you throw it against a wall. a tradition practised by Californians.
The last name originated from a long line of butchers who specially made "Kittering Hams," thus creating the Kitteringham family.
The nickname "Kitteringham" may also refer to a large bunch of crazy people who are somewhat wanna-be gangsters, but not quite.
The last name originated from a long line of butchers who specially made "Kittering Hams," thus creating the Kitteringham family.
The nickname "Kitteringham" may also refer to a large bunch of crazy people who are somewhat wanna-be gangsters, but not quite.
Kittering Hams tastes gross, man!
Oh, look, it's a bunch of Kitteringhams. We should totally
avoid them, man!
Oh, look, it's a bunch of Kitteringhams. We should totally
avoid them, man!
by Peeko Yin July 14, 2011
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"The kittening that took place while we were gone for the weekend was extreme. We'll be cleaning all week! I can't believe they shredded every spare roll of toilet paper in the pantry. How did they open the door in the first place??"
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