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Klittering

Female masturbation

*Combining the words (clitoris + glitter) to celebrate female masturbation and replace masterbate with a more exotic and sexy name.
I called my girlfriend last night to ask what she was doing and se said she was watching porn and Klittering

I was Klittering to the pictures you sent me last night!
by TFC Coleman July 12, 2015
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Kettering

A small, typical imprint of Suburbia located on the outer edges of Dayton, Ohio. It is a middle-class community characterized by a high rate of teen pregnancies, pigheaded Republicans with views of the world dated pre-Cold War, and incredibly ignorant bumper stickers. It's only recognizable claim to fame would be the alum of Kettering Fairmont High School, Nancy Cartwright (widely known as the voice of Bart Simpson). Also, Rob Dyrdek (of MTV's Rob & Big) is known to have attended Fairmont's not-so glorious classes. Other than boasting Ohio's most state-of-the-art (as well as expensive) High School music program, Kettering has no real significance in the grand scheme of life in Ohio. In closing, Kettering is such a generally plain town in which to "live", it is more commonly known by it's teenage inhabitants as a place where souls go to die.
Jill: Hey, do you wanna come hang out with me this weekend?

Jack: Aren't you from Kettering?

Jill: Yeah?

Jack: Naahhhh, I'd rather not get ran over by bigoted wrinkle beasts driving shitty Caddy's with their preggo granddaughters in the backseat.

Jill: ???

Jack: Sorry, it's Kettering
by JennyMuthafucka! August 6, 2011
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Kitteringham

Kitteringham is a type of ham that makes a kitter sound when you throw it against a wall. a tradition practised by Californians.
The last name originated from a long line of butchers who specially made "Kittering Hams," thus creating the Kitteringham family.
The nickname "Kitteringham" may also refer to a large bunch of crazy people who are somewhat wanna-be gangsters, but not quite.
Kittering Hams tastes gross, man!

Oh, look, it's a bunch of Kitteringhams. We should totally

avoid them, man!
by Peeko Yin July 14, 2011
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Kittening

The act of kittens, who aren't quite old enough to know better, trashing up an environment when left unsupervised for too long. May also refer to the act of cleaning up after said kittens.
"The kittening that took place while we were gone for the weekend was extreme. We'll be cleaning all week! I can't believe they shredded every spare roll of toilet paper in the pantry. How did they open the door in the first place??"
by Pea Kay August 2, 2012
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Kittening

The term used for Flooding the Ethereum Blockchain Network Transactions with Digitally owned smart contract "kittens" or "kitties".
This kittening makes me wait a little longer to confirm my Transactions on the Network.
by excaliburblades December 8, 2017
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Kittening

The act of getting drunk on wine and going on adoption websites to look at kittens.
Julie told Aspen about her kittening
by aspenjames January 12, 2021
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Todd Kitteridge

has bad choice in women (Apart from Beth and jess and issy and Tabitha and Scarlett and ashleigh and Alana and anyone else I've missed it was alot of women) Apart from one certain girl called A**** she is exempt from the amazing women who have been chosen previously.
"Oh look there's Todd Kitteridge, which woman has he got today? Oh wait, nobody"
by I SOLEMLY SWEAR (NOT RUDE) September 15, 2021
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