kinetic

That dude you see on online games that talks about pie, radiohead, and likes to use words like ass prick, and gomer.

Kinetic called him a gomer, while eating a pie, and listening to Radiohead.

by Xeno Kinetic October 14, 2003

electro-kinetic sensitivity

just found out another of my friends has it!!!!!!!!

rouske:i made up this cool word on urbandictionary: electro-kinetic sensitivity.
jade:cool what is it?
rouske:its where you can sense tvs being turned on without hearing them
jade:OMG i can do that!!!!!!!
rouske: wow!!!!

by rou rou October 9, 2005

Kinetic Energy Absorber

Noun:
1. Vagina
2. Vessel that aborbs or takes in energitic matter

Misc:
1. Often used to house deposits made in rape dollars.

I totally owe Anna for the fag she bummed me and her kinetic energy absorber is the perfect place for my rape dollar deposit.

by KillaSmooth September 8, 2006

kinetic

A generally older male, infirmed and wheelchair bound, who requires physical aids in order to urinate and defecate. Often tenderly cared for by another person referred to as "maverick".

Please don't tell me I look like kinetic.

by Anonymous April 16, 2003

kinetic lawnmower

The act of putting a girl on her face and knees, while grabbing her arms. While fucking her you mow the bed/ carpet with her face.

Ben sweats during the kinetic lawnmower.

by Bigger Biggen April 28, 2014

Kinetic

Movement

You have kinetic energy huh?

by Scienceethan June 5, 2020

Kinetic

A very very sexy man everyone likes him and wants to kiss him

I want to kiss Kinetic on the mouth

by Kineticcc May 28, 2021