keezer

A large man with a beard that he rarely trims. He wears a large leather jacket in the winter time and camo hardcore shorts during the summer.

He also enjoys partying very much.

"Yo you were at that party with keezer? Hell yeah son that niggas my homie!"

by cobaltzorz December 28, 2005

Kiefer

Pudding connoisseur.

Kiefer do you want some pudding? It is sooo good to try it!

by Pister April 2, 2011

Kieler

The cutest and most amazing person who like to go and chill with tari and ashley. he loves to be flirty.

man have you seen that boy kieler? he is so dang sexy

by Fiesty_girl(: April 22, 2011

Kiefer Sutherlands

The combination of smoking a "kiefer" bowl (smoking a weed bowl topped with kief. )and taking a shot of various alcohols in the process and the blowing out the smoke. Shooting "Kiefer Sutherlands" pays tribute to the great Jack Bauer of 24 and incompasses all the necessary ingredients to get muther fuckin crunked. Kiefer Sutherlands are done in "sets" of "3", the necessary amount to achieve a comfortable state of "crunkness"(and I have no medical proof to back that, just experience)
ENJOY THE GRAVEYARD!

I did a set of Kiefer Sutherlands last night and I got really fucked up... man I love that guy

by Dave G-bard February 3, 2006

kiefer

A total hot guy that you will fall for. Bad news is he is the most confusing creature on the planet who is bi-polar as Antarctica. He will make you feel stupid in front of his friends as pay back for not buying him a hot dog at a football game. Waste of time.

"hey i think i'm falling for you.." -sue
"cool my cat just died fuck you."-kiefer
*cry*-sue

"yo k-dawg lets go shoot some hoops!"-bob
"suck dick you cunt fuck where is my hot dog?"-kiefer

by kittykatluver June 13, 2009

Keizer

Keizer Oregon is the coolest place on earth. Just outside Salem it has a growing gang population as well as many other promising signs of flourishing.

Keizer sure is a dandy place to live! much better than that shit whole Portland.

by G Regulat0r February 24, 2010

kiefer

kiefer kiefer, kiefer carbino. he is a god like deity who enjoys to jack off to minecraft porn. he has a older sister corn who is really hot and he has a dog who is a great bj giver

wow they’re a kiefer!

by willy boi October 19, 2019