kerfuckled

A thing or situation that is "fucked up". An unwanted event resulting in misfortune. Something gone terribly wrong.

Mary drank too much at the party and puked on the record player, thus rendering it completely kerfuckled. In this example, Mary may also be described as being kerfuckled as she was pukeing drunk, and also created a disruptive, "kerfuckled" social situation.

by lasagnaisyummy December 10, 2013

kerfuffled

A weird word used by weird teachers to describe their infinite confusion.

Mr. Jones was kerfuffled by the students logical explanation

by anonymous50926 June 10, 2008

krunkle

the act of hitting someone in the testicles

Riley's rolling on the ground because he just got krunkled.

by The Big Lem June 22, 2008

kerfucked

totally stuffed worse than fucked

this is totally kerfucked

by matthew August 28, 2003

Kerdunkle

When one of the two people involved in sex cums before the other, leaving the other partner quite unsatisfied.

My girlfriend always pulls a kerdunkle! We only do it when she wants to, and always cums after like 5 minutes! Its so annoying, and she makes me feel like an ass when i ask to keep going. And she wonders why i masturbate....

by blackmail102 March 9, 2010

kerfuckle

To enter a never ending cycle of dropping work tools when wearing a employer issued baggy jacket

"I only dropped a pen; then I kerfuckled my lighter, a crummer, six more pens, mints, and my phone. Fuck these jackets!"

by cheeznuggit April 16, 2015

kerfunkeld

Discombobulated only worse

You telling me you didn’t know if you wanted to marry me but then said you did had me all kerfunkeld

by Jchubb December 7, 2017