Kerfuffled

It’s like being confused, but in a new way. If you are kerfuffled, you have no idea what is happening but are still acting like you know what’s happening.

Man, Josh kerfuffled me so hard last night and i just had to act like i knew what was happening.

by theboy🅱️🍚 December 28, 2019

Kerflinkle

When you get hurt really bad and you get hurt in the same spot.

Ouch! I got a big scratch when I was riding my bike, and the Noah the bully had to kick me in the same spot I just got kerflinkled!

by Montague_Sun October 16, 2021

Keffis

The name of a person in a more or less constant state of non-balance. Often intoxicated with alcohol and/or huge amounts of nicotine. Commonly expresses things like "Whoaa oaa oo wa wa! Knulla alla brudar!"
A Keffis is rarely seen clothed during celebratory occasions.

HoboSexyKeffis

by Lars-Gunnar February 4, 2010

kerflummoxed

Baffled, Bewildered, Confused, Etc.

Having never been the sharpest tool in the shed, I wonder about many things. Like how a cloud can weigh as much as a herd of elephants and not fall down. I am kerflummoxed.

by Abigail Leigh July 24, 2006

kerfuffle

A social imbroglio or brouhaha. An organizational misunderstanding leading to accusations and defensiveness.

I spend half my time these days on tbe phone with HR, ever since Bob started that kerfuffle with his flaming e-mail to everyone in the sociology department.

by Jess Grant January 20, 2004

Kerfuckalump

An elephant that fucks things.

OR
A hard fucker.

Ashley: "how was your night with Rob last night?"
Kristin: "AMAZING! A kerfuckalump that one."

by DuMbO242 June 30, 2009

kerfuckle

n. a messed up mess
v. to mess something up

The political candidate created a real kerfuckle for himself, when he lied about his finances.

by T.V. John November 6, 2016