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The name of a person in a more or less constant state of non-balance. Often intoxicated with alcohol and/or huge amounts of nicotine. Commonly expresses things like "Whoaa oaa oo wa wa! Knulla alla brudar!"
A Keffis is rarely seen clothed during celebratory occasions.
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Keffis by Lars-Gunnar February 4, 2010
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Pure and clear ,a very honest caring ,loving person , she is very beautiful ,and delicate almost like a flower,but don't take her lightly she is fiesty
Her name is keffion
keffion by g1451 February 7, 2015
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A famous interior designer, who as her names means, is full of life and joy! Used to described fashions and furnishings that bring happiness into your life.
Having the right elements of color and texture bring keffie to the room!
Keffie by athenslove December 29, 2011
*British* (participle), verb: to kef
A rather hard slap to the back of the neck.

NOTE: Does not mean, nor does it imply masturbation.
Dude 1: HOLY FUCK, JUSTIN BIEBER!
Dude 2: You deserve a mighty good keffing.
Keffing by Fizzle12345671 February 18, 2011

keffiyah 

A headscarf traditionally worn by Arab men. In western countries it is worn primarily as a symbol of Palestinian nationalism.
Some university students wear keffiyahs as a symbol of their solidarity with the Palestinian people.
keffiyah by S.dedalus January 2, 2009
She's funny, creative and a loyal friend. She's naturally quiet but loves to have conversation, yet not a people person. In other words, she's a human contradiction. She loves strongly and hardly ever gives up on anyone or ever holds a grudge. Very mature, though, a child at heart. Very caring and understanding. Will never judge you based on your flaws unless absolutely necessary. She's beautiful inside out and is a rare gem just like her name!
Keffian is such a beautiful name.
keffian by Mickey_J60 July 25, 2018
A new word on the streets meaning masturbation over ones own faeces to intoxication...
Boca was keffing over his mother.
keffing by NuKeZ December 10, 2004
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murderhobo 

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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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