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Kazaa

Something that sucks and will give you loads of viruses.
Hot damn I need some viruses, kazaa here i come!
by Bojangles357 August 23, 2005
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Geo Kalala

Words spoken by a lying cheating bitch who claims to be a banker only to steal your cash and runs off to spend it at a pleasure house.
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Kazaa

A "p2p sharing software" that has many worms, viruses, adware, and spyware attached, not to mention there is countless hacks and viruses on the files inside.

Malware installed by Kazaa includes the following:

Cydoor (spyware): Collects information on the PC's surfing habits and passes it on to the company which created Cydoor.

B3D (adware): An add-on which causes advertising popups if the PC accesses a website which triggers the B3D code.

Altnet (adware): A distribution network for paid "gold" files.

The Best Offers (adware): Tracks your browsing habits and internet usage to display advertisements similar to your interests.

InstaFinder (hijacker): Redirects your URL typing errors to InstaFinder's web page instead of the standard search page.

TopSearch (adware): Displays paid songs and media related to your search in Kazaa.

RX Toolbar (spyware): The toolbar monitors all the sites you visit with Microsoft Internet Explorer and provides links to competitors' websites.

New.net (hijacker): A browser plugin that lets you access several of its own unofficial Top Level Domain names, e.g., .chat and .shop. The main purpose of which is to sell domain names......

The bottom line, dont download this. Use frostwire.
Kazaa is so pathetic. Who would even download it? *downloads frostwire*
by j-moneeyyyyyy May 30, 2009
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kamalani

1. Hawaiian for sweetheart or daughter of a chief
2. A gorgeous, gutsy princess
3. a stubborn yet prized child
4. a baddass, sassy girl who charms all she meets
Boy1: Damn, she just bitch-slapped him, but he's still following her like a puppy!
Boy2: Duh, she's a kamalani!!
by kamalani14 December 7, 2010
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Kazaa

Kazaa is a horrible program. On their website, before clicking the link to download this piece of shit, I read this: "No adware or spyware!" Well, after installing it there were shortcuts about casino gambling and mortgages on my desktop, as well as 6 other hidden programs in my file structure, including one that uses your pc as a component in a network for some company that does god knows what. All this stuff was on my pc right after the install- I didn't even use the program!!!!

Kazaa is in legal battles, and to financially support these has resorted to flooding your pc with ads and all sorts of junk. Here's something to ponder: Kazaa claims not to install spyware on your system, but the ads and programs that flood your pc are based on your browsing habits. If you browse cars, you'll get car ads. If you browse the net for movies, you'll get movie ads. Kazaa doesn't magically know your browsing habits- there is a program hidden in the file structure that spies on you while you are online..... If this isn't "spyware" then what the hell is their definition? They can add false advertising to their list of lawsuits.

It took me 2 hours to get rid of this crap completely. Whatever you do, do not use Kazaa. Just stay far, far away. It doesn't matter what kind of antivirus or firewall you have, trust me. If you can use Kazaa, then it is unblocked and unaffected by your firewall, and will pretty much do as it pleases. Kazaa is a joke of a program, and I will throw a party when it dies in the courts.

If you want a great file sharing program that is much faster and safer than Kazaa, get Limewire; I've NEVER had a single problem with it. There are no ads and no spyware. It just works, and does all that Kazaa claims, minus the lies and mountains of bullshit.
Kazaa sucks sweaty, hairy balls
by Human male July 22, 2006
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kazaa

A so-called "file sharing" program which is actually a great virus and fake bank, where people can freely choose their favourite virus and download it for free. Or if they want to have tons of fake files in their PC, then they have chosen the right program.
And just as if it wasn't enough, it comes with a free bonus : tons of spyware on your PC. This way, people won't have to waste their time telling to unknown people what websites they have visiting, these spyware will do it for them. Great, isn't it ?
This program is, however, not liked by those who don't like viruses, and they recommend other REAL sharing programs such as SoulSeek, eMule, Direct Connect, Overnet, and so on...
A version called Kazaa Lite exists, it has no spyware but still has the viruses and fakes.
A: 725 viruses in our virus collection ! Which are we missing ?
B: Lots... keygen.exe, for example !
A: Alright, download a fake crack from kazaa now !
by "the eurodance lover" July 17, 2006
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Kakalak

(kak ' a lak) n. Colloq. Carolina 1. an endearment of the Carolinas, especially by people raised in the area who have moved elsewhere. Conveys a tongue-in- cheek quality, a willingness to laugh at oneself and one's origins, while still remaining proud and affectionate towards them.
I was born in North Kakalak and raised in South Kakalak.
by Beth Cagle Burt July 30, 2006
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