kalopsia

"A condition where one is deceived into thinking things are of higher quality than they actually are."

He thought Anna Nicole was attractive, he was obviously suffering from kalopsia

by m October 22, 2003

Kablooie

a large explosion and subsequent splattering of any nearby object by the object being detonated

Dude! We put a firecracker in a terd and it went KABLOOIE all over old man Johnson's doorstep!

by Peetor! March 4, 2005

Kalob

An extremely gorgeous guy with pretty eyes who has a highly nice personality and knows how to make everyone laugh with a sarcastic humor.Someone whos friendship you want to grab a hold of and never let go.

Kalob...not Caleb!

by shexyconverse6 June 3, 2011

Kaloni

A Kaloni is smart and really funny. Her smile is beautiful and contagious as well as her laugh. When Kaloni walks in the room you can't help but be excited to see her. Kaloni gives amazing hugs. Feel free to tease kaloni when its right.....Don't worry, she'll dish it back. Kaloni makes a great best friend who while dealing with her own life stresses will always help you feel better. Kaloni is a beautiful girl with an amazing smile and personality. You should always keep a Kaloni around.

Kalonis are AKA Aca-Loni; Aca-awesome.

"Did you see that Kaloni?"
"Yea she's Aca-awesome!"

"No.....She's Aca-Loni!!"

by Aca-Who? January 22, 2013

Kaklonk

When a guys' penis is erect. Or when he quickly becomes horny and its like his penis woke up and is standing upright.

1. Bro, She walked past and she was so hot my dick went Kaklonk!

2. She touched my dick and it went Kaklonk!

erection erect

by stiffwilly July 8, 2011

Kaelo

Kaelo is a name given to a loving person. This name is very unique as it is not a common name in this generation or any generation in that matter. So if your name is Kaelo know that you are special. All Kaelo's are special and intelligent in everything they do.

Kaelo is such a beautiful name

by Yourgirlk November 23, 2021

kalomazing

Performing the sexual act of masturbation while wearing a bear costume.

'Oh my god babe, im kalomazing all over the place'

by tizzingallovertheplace August 8, 2023