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Mexican Kayak

Sexual term. It's when a man with a mustache lays on his back in a bathtub of water while his female partner sits on him to have intercourse. What makes this so special is all the while, she is holding a ping pong paddle in each hand and slapping the water in a swimming motion.
by Wordsarefunny June 19, 2009
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jazzy kayak

When a guy lays strait on his back and a girl is on top singing jazz music while fake rowing
“Yo last night was so crazy, Jess gave me a jazzy kayak
by Harry669styles September 23, 2022
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french Kayak

a sexual act where the male puts his testicles inside the females vagina and proceeds to "row" his penis in a back and forth motion.
bob asked his girlfriend if he could take her on a French Kayak, little did she know it had nothing to do with water.
by kayaker February 12, 2010
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kazakstan

Borat Sagdiyev's homeland.
"In Kazakstan we love animal too.."

"Then why do you kill them?!?"

"Ehh, for fun."
by Bruno February 22, 2005
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floating kayak

When in a 3-some, 1 guy fucks doggy, and the other is getting head from the girl/guy (the kayak). The girl/guy is in mid air and looks like a kayak.
Pablo: dude, me and Felix made a floating kayak out of that chick Maria.

Jamal: Yo, let me come next time, i'd like to stick my goliath in that chicks bodunkadunk.
by Punto Sanchez June 11, 2006
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Kamakshi

Translated from Indian means "Amazingness in a really short Indian" or "full of sexual desire" or "hawt". Known as a California girl Indian.
Kamakshi is an awesome friend.
by GalaxyPattern January 17, 2013
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Whitewater kayaking

The most exhilirating sport in the world where basically a kayaker puts his/herself inside a small boat made out of plastic than continues to hurl themselves down rapids. It is highly enjoyable. Its way better than flatwater.
Laura: Lets go whitewater kayaking.
Torie: I have a passion for movie water.
Rob: Fucking right.
by little.elph January 30, 2006
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