Kavanaugh Tears

Tears of a rapist that tries to pretend they are the victim because "their life is ruined," from being called out as a rapist.

Bill Cosby was crying in court today, but I think they were just Kavanaugh tears.

by Gordie the Unicorn September 29, 2018

Kavanaugh

To get belligerently drunk, sexually assault someone and vehemently deny it all after the fact.

Don't worry, if you ever get asked about raping that girl last night during some future job interview, you can totally just pull a kavanaugh.

by agb79 September 28, 2018

kavanaugh tears

like crocodile tears but from a lying asshole

in recent testimony, Brett said he was super sure he's never sexually assaulted anyone and started phony kavanaugh tears when realizing his dream to get on the supreme court was going down the shitter.

by Uncle Joosie September 27, 2018

kavanUGH

A massive hangover, specifically the kind that results from getting shitfaced, committing one or more sex crimes, and then lying about it. See also kavanaugh.

Dude, what the hell happened last night? You look kavanUGH!

by Write Like a Unicorn September 29, 2018

ryan kavanaugh

A slang word for someone with very tiny hands.

The young boy had a pair of ryan kavanaughs.

by 🐺 December 7, 2021

kavanaugh

The act of unveiling one's penis and thrusting the phallus unexpectedly, and undesirably, in close proximity to the face of an intoxicated peer, with sexual intent.

Yo dawg, when I was a freshman I straight up kavanaugh'd this girl! I tried to do it my senior year of high school too but my bro came in. Glad I got the full college experience tho.

by Meme-man2000 September 23, 2018

Kapaun Mount Carmel

Thought to be the best Private school in Wichita, It ,in fact, includes unqualified teachers, hypocritical administration, and ridiculous rules.

Mr. Carlson thought he was a badass because he had the power to make kids cut their hair. Unfortunately for him, he resembles a teletubby.
I wasted thousands of dollars by having my kids attend Kapaun Mount Carmel when they could have gotten a better education at mall school.

by Max Lazzo June 10, 2008