Kavanaugh

When you add new definitions to Urban Dictionary to make yourself look better.

Person 1) Look at that THOT
Person 2) That’s offensive.
Person 1) What do you mean I just referred to her as ‘that humble outstanding type.’
Person 2). That’s some Kavanaugh bullshit.

by aninjaturtle September 27, 2018

Kavanaugh

to become angry, unhinged, and belligerent without ever answering a question directly.

The guy totally went Kavanaugh and all I did was ask him if that was his cup of coffee on the table. He asked me if I have ever littered, stomped around, started crying, and I still don't know who left their coffee on the table so I guess I'll clean it up.

by witchitalkingbout October 4, 2018

Kavanaughing

Whining like an entitled, spoiled brat.

Stop Kavanaughing and eat your dinner.

Kavanaughing isn’t going to get you that promotion. If you don’t stop Kavanaughing , you’re going to your room.

by Macphoto September 29, 2018

Kavanaugh

To redefine a sexual term as something innocent, to avoid scrutiny or prosecution. Bonus points if the innocent thing does not actually exist.

"I enjoyed choking down that Santorum - you know, the red bubbly wine from Napa"

"Nice Kavanaugh there, bro."

by spoonerize_the_chord September 30, 2018

Kavanaugh

Lack of judicial temperament.

He was well-educated, but his kavanaugh kept him from being selected for the bench.

by Mp3mom October 3, 2018

Kavanaugh

Verb. Lying when you know you’ve been caught.

Stop trying to Kavanaugh your way out of this situation.

by Womendeservebetter October 7, 2018

Kavanaugh

To make up nonsensical explanations for sexual phrases that everyone already knows the definition to.

That woman gave me a blowjob. I don't know what you thought I meant; I was saying I hired her to blow leaves off my lawn. Gotcha with a kavanaugh!

by Arrogancy October 1, 2018