mario karting

while having sex with your partner, you play mario kart and try to come first in game without coming first in real life.

i went mario karting with my girlfriend last night and she blasted my ass in rainbow road while i blasted her ass with my dick.

by deekayzero November 18, 2018

Karington

A very intelligent and smart girl. She is independent and a down to earth girl. She treats you with the upmost respect, unless you do something wrong to her or her friends. She will take up for you in a heart beat. Guys treat her the best you can, because once she's gone your gonna wish you did.

Karington is a awesome person to be around. I wish she was my girlfriend.

by Laquinda Monks May 23, 2018

Karting

Karting is the best freakin sport EVER invented. THERE IS NOTHING BETTER IN THIS WORLD, AND IF YOU PROVE ME WRONG I AM GOING TO KILL MYSELF BY EATING A REAL LOT OF ICECREAMS.

Its basically all about placing your fantastic, NOT FAT ass (a driver is a better version of a human BTW) in a funny little thing with the steering wheel, four tires, chassis nad something that some call "an engine".

So called "engines" are said to be capable of developing 34 HP and going as fast as 200 km PER FRIGGIN hour! There are of kozzzz weaker engines too, but no lames drive 'em, cos they still are like the fastest freakin things a human can drive.

So, Karting is a sport for real TUFF GUYS, or GREAT, FANTASTIC, TUFF BUT NOT BY AN APPEARANCE, SWEEEEEET, FREKIN KEWL GIRLS LIKE MYSELF, WHO BASICaLLY PWN EVERYBODYS ASSES.

If you ever meet a kart racer, dont evern try talkin to im/er, just bow and kiss their shoes SUCKER.

Kart Racer: fuck you fuckin idiots suckers, stupid lame fatasses, goddamn these dipsticks, go fuck yourselves hard freakin damned dickfaces.

Lamer #1: OMG, DID YOU HEAR THAT!? WAS IT GOD HIMSELF PRAISING US!?

Lamer #2: NO!!!!!!!!!! ITS BETTER!.... IT WAS THE.... KART RACER...........HERSELF!

Kart racer: Karting is kewl

by I PWN U September 9, 2006

Kaling

A word used in Brunei and Malaysia to call indians. It's pretty much a really rude (but fucking funny) word, and if you called an indian that to his face, he'g probably try kill you (or kick you out of his kaling shop)

Nigger = Black person
Abo = Aboriginal

Kaling = Indian

by fuuck it July 1, 2011

Karingal hub

A shopping centre in a ghost town where only pregnant teens and old people hang out. Located right next to Frankston, this place is where you can enjoy a quiet shopping experience because no one goes there. You may find the ocasinal lady in a g-string but don't be alarmed, that is completely normal.

"Excuse me but your karingal hub is showing." (When someone is showing their unpleasant bum crack)

by Imagine golden dragons January 15, 2019

Karliegh

The most amazing person alive, period. She's great at sports, has an amazing smile, fun to be around, and is easy to talk to. You'd be lucky you know a Karliegh in your life. (:

Dude, guess who I hung out with today?!
Who?!
Karliegh!
OMFG I HATE YOU!!1! Shes the coolest!

by thisguy8 July 10, 2010

karlinda

Karlinda is such a sweet-heart. All of the boys want her but she only has eyes for one guy and one guy only. She acts all tough but she is truly just a big softy. Karlinda is a very athletic person and is often underestimated. The one thing that most boys notice about Karlinda is her big booty.

Guy 1: Have you seen Karlinda? She has a big butt!
Guy 2: She beat all the boys in gym today, I think I'm gonna ask her out.
Girl 1: Didn't you know she only has eyes for one guy, and neither of them are you.

by Unicorn564 May 21, 2018