kazakhstan 

Home of Borat Sagdiyev. See also Ali G and Bruno.

My sister, she is number 2... or 3... best prostitute in the country of Kazakhstan.

kazakhstan by International Bad Boy March 28, 2005

Kazakhstan 

Greatest country in world.

Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan you very nice place from plains of Tarashek to northern fence of Jewtown

Kazakhstan by Partydude17 September 12, 2022

kazakhstan 

a large country located in central asia that nobody knows about because like no one lives there. kazakhstan is forested and has many mountains, and is pretty nice. however, the government is corrupt as it used to be a part of the soviet union. it has a "democratic" government; you can vote, but you only have 1 option, so you either vote for that person or you don't vote at all.

person 1: where are you from asian?
person 2: kazakhstan
person 1: where?
person 2: kazakhstan...u know..in central asia...near mongolia and russia...
person 1: nah got no idea what you're talkin 'bout.
person 2: *sigh*

kazakhstan by the DARKSiDE October 28, 2012

kazakstan 

Home of the infamous Ali-G's character Borat Sagdiyev who insulted America by changing the last line of the national anthem when asked to sing at a baseball match.

"Throw the Jew down the well,
so my people can be free"

kazakstan by ben May 13, 2005

Kazakhstan 

When one performs a Kazakhstan, they are drinking half of the amount of beer remaining in their cup...They are "flying half way around the world", hence the origin of the definition. The opposite of a Kazakhstan is an Uzbekistan. An Uzbekistan is when the drinker must finish whatever reamins in his or her cup.

Mitchell and Jeff did a Kazakhstan in order to get drunk faster.

Kazakhstan by Dr. Snacks May 30, 2013

kazakhstan 

the bestest fucking country in the whole freakin world no matter what others got to say!

as Borat goes, he is a jewish immigrant from Israel who makes sure my toilet is clean, my lawn is mown and the trash is taken out... he runs my erands also...

- where the fuck are you know, dude?
- chillin` in the best of the countires on the face of the Earth Kazakhstan, mate!

kazakhstan by kbcshit August 4, 2008

Kazakhstani Roulette 

Similar to the game of Russian Roulette, players load all-but-one round into the revolver. Players then take turns testing their luck and, obviously, only one will walk away from all of it.

Although Igor, Dragan, Sergei, Vladimir, and Alexander lay motionless on the floor after a round of Kazakhstani Roulette, surrounded by their own brain matters, it was really Dmitri that stood the loser-- because who really wants to live in Kazakhstan anyways?

Kazakhstani Roulette by Kingshit481 August 7, 2012