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O Kazakhstan 

Kazakhstan greatest country in the world.
All other countries are run by little girls.
Kazakhstan number one exporter of potassium.
Other countries have inferior potassium.

Kazakhstan home of Tinshein swimming pool.
It’s length thirty meter and width six meter.
Filtration system a marvel to behold.
It remove 80 percent of human solid waste.

Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan you very nice place.
From Plains of Tarashek to Northern fence of Jewtown.
Kazakhstan friend of all except Uzbekistan.
They very nosey people with bone in their brain.

Kazakhstan industry best in world.
We invented toffee and trouser belt.
Kazakhstan’s prostitutes cleanest in the region.
Except of course for Turkmenistan’s.

Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan you very nice place.
From Plains of Tarashek to Norther fence of Jewtown.

Come grasp the mighty penis of our leader.
From junction with the testes to tip of its face!
O Kazakhstan by AzamatBagatov February 10, 2013

Kazakhstan ugrazaj nambambierofke 

The translation is Kazakhstan threatens with bombarding.

Say this to the enemies of the great country of Kazakhstan.
Retard : I hate Kazakhstan

Sigma Chad: Kazakhstan ugrazaj nambambierofke

Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan 

The full name of the movie starring Borat released in November 2006.
Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan was hilarious.

Kazakhstan 

a nation that most people had never heard of before a certain mr. cohen came along. now it's on the tip of everybody's tounge. Borat was indeed a masterpiece of oddball comedy, but Kazakhstan isn't exactly how it's portrayed in the movie.

Kazakhstan, like most of the exotic and unknown 'Stan countires,' was made up of autonomous tribes until the Russians took over in the 1800s. when the Soviet Union was formed, it became part of that nation. kazakhstan is rich in natural resources, so a very large number of ethnic Russians entered the region for mining and manufacturing. after the 1991 collapse of the Soviets, Kazakhstan became indepedendent.

today, kazakhstan is a huge, mostly barren coutnry with about 15 million people. it is ruled by a certain mr. nazyerbayev, an old Soviet leader who wins faux elections to constantly be 'elected' president. the country actually has tremendous natural resources, but it doesn't have the funds to do anything with them.
In Kazakhstan, Sacha Baren Cohen is currently public enemy #1 for the gov't. It's hilarous that one groundbreaking comedian can ruin the global image of a once subtle nation.
Kazakhstan by Tit For Twat January 31, 2007

Kazakhstan 

Kazakhstan home of Tinshien swimming pool, it's length 30 meter, width 6 meter, Filtration system a marvel to behold, it remove 80 percent of human solid waste. kazakhstan, industry best in world, we invented toffe, and trouser belt, kazakhstan number one exporter of potassium, other countries have inferior potassium. kazakhstan kazakhstan you very nice place, from plains of tarashek to northern fence of jewtown. Come grasp the mighty penis of our leader, from junction with the testes to tip of its face!!!!!!!!!!!
kazakhstan, you very nice place.

O Kazakstan

Kazakhstan, greatest country in the world
All other countries are run by little girls
Kazakhstan, number one exporter of potassium
Other countries have inferior potassium

Kazakhstan home of dipshit swimming pool.
Its length 30 meter, width six meter
Filtration system a marvel to behold
It remove 18% of human solid waste

Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan you very nice place.
From Plains of Darashik to Northern fence of Jewtown.
Kazakhstan friend of all except Uzbekistan.
A very nosy people with bone in their brain.

Kazakhstan industry best in world.
We invented toffee and trouser pants.
Kazakhstan's prostitutes cleanest in the region.
Except of course for too many scars

Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan, you very nice place.
From Plains of Darashik to Northern fence of Jewtown.

Come grasp the mighty penis of our leader.
From junction with the testes to tip of its face!
O Kazakstan is the best song ever.
Sacha, I kneel before you.
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