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jewtown

Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan, you very nice place! From plains of Tarashek to northern fence of Jewtown!
by Polska_Deutschland_Russland November 4, 2008
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jewtown

A very large, quiet suburb with big houses. Many people drive mercedez benzs. People have a lot of money (or at least talk like they do) but never seem to want to spend any money.
Welcome to Jewtown.
by laughalot6701 September 20, 2009
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jewton

The town of Newton Massachusetts. Has a lot of Jews. Is called Jewton.
Yo man, lets go to the new jewish deli in Jewton.
by Urban Dictionary April 28, 2005
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Jew Town

The Maxwell Street Market (Chicago)
During and after the period of Jewish predominance, the area was colloquially known as "Jew Town." Although there were many fine stationary department stores located there, the area's most notable feature was its open air market, which was the precursor to the flea market scene in Chicago. One could almost buy anything there, legal and illegal. The old Chicago Police Academy on O'Brien Street was adjacent to it.
We are going to go shopping in Jew Town.
by Warner27 July 7, 2008
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Jewton

Along with Newton, Massachusetts, Jewton is the term used for Brighton, New York, by everyone except Brighton. Naturally, this term stems from the amazingly high jewish population; if you were to put walls around Brighton, it could be called Auschwitz.
"So I was walking through Jewton, and I dropped a quarter for fun... Messiest fight I've ever seen. Man, Jews -love- money."
by Andrew Cohen June 3, 2006
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Jewton

A futon owned by a person of the Jewish Decent.
Jewish Guy: "Dude check out this futon"
Other Guy: "Well if you buy it its officially a jewton."
by Karl Jakob October 6, 2008
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Jewtonian

A word(derived from Sir Isaac Newton, father of classical physics) used to describe most of 20th century physics, at least the relativistic and quantum mechanical part. The foundations are largely the result of the work and imagination
of a series of brilliant scientists of Jewish decent.
The Manhattan project was the triumph and tragedy of Jewtonian physics.
by Olfart October 17, 2009
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