Karpit

(Noun) A ghetto bush or a not so attractive looking bush.

"Did you see that karpit? It looked all weird looking."

"Dude your hella karpit."

by Numi Tang September 4, 2004

kalithia

the most beautiful girl. shes so strong and loving. usally the first to set her emotions aside to make sure youre okay. anyone who cuffs her is the luckiest person ever maneee.

dude have you ever talked to Kalithia.

shes so sweet dude.

by Crippin.princess November 14, 2018

Kapitein Keegan

The act of urinating from the hatch of a seaworthy vessel into the ocean

Dude, why does the ocean taste salty? Fabio, I Kapitein Keegan from my tug

by ScottyMcBoatFace January 26, 2019

Christopher Kalitin

Tesla hat
Pants (always :( )
toes
Source of life is Elon Musk
Probably wants to marry elon musk and have tesla/human hybrid children and then seel them

Person 1: Hi Chris
Christopher Kalitin: 08Y083Y4083408TOU3Y0T348YT983Y948YELONISMYTRUELOVE85HIU5UHG5
Person 1: :confused:

by iclpmotspmots March 2, 2022

Kapitan Bomba

Kapitan Bomba it's a polish educational show which was made with an intention for people, who wants to visit or live in Poland to learn about the country and its language. It's structurally divided, first episodes being shorter and use more common words, so the learner learns the most common polish words, like kurwa, chuj, <prefix>-pierdalać, pizda, piedolona ciota, ... The episodes gradualy get longer, with most common words filtered out, so the user can use the knowledge gotten from first episodes to fill the missing words. The universe of Kapitan Bomba resembles Poland very much, like most of beings are gay, like (smell) shit and are obsessed with asses. This could prove very useful to a traveller to Poland, to be more careful, as you can quickly find yourself having stuck something in your ass. The show features also some inside show, called Kapitan Dupa, which exposes the poor conditions in polish army.

Kapitan Bomba is produced by GIT Produkcja (known by having most gay staff), led by Bartosz "Pedał" Walaszek.

Niski żołnierz: Kurwa, panie kapitanie, jak wylądujemy na słonce, to się spalimy!
Kapitan Bomba: Masz me za idiote? Wylądujemy w nocy!

Kapitan Bomba: Nie zginiesz od karabina. Rozpierdolę cię granatem.
Kosmita: He, he, w dupie mam twój granat!
Kapitan Bomba: Zgadza się.

Niski żołnierz: O kurwa, co to?
Kapitan Bomba: To pierdolone chujew! Napierdalać, komu życie miłe!

Kapitan Bomba: Dobra. Teraz trochę teorii: żeby mieć pewność, że nie spudłujemy, lufę karabina wpychamy kosmicie w dupę i nacis...
Chorąży Torpeda: Ech, Bomba, Bomba. Wpychamy w dupę. To, że ty jesteś ciotą, nie znaczy, że musisz uczyć pedalstwa swoich żołnierzy.

Chudy żołnierz: Kurwa! On żyje!!
Kapitan Bomba: Przypierdolcie z granata!!
Chudy żołnierz: O kurwa! Panie Kapitan

by Janshevik March 25, 2010

Kalpi

An african word signifying baby and anything related to babies from their big toothy smiles to their smooth baby butt.

Also referes to an attractive woman.

OMG look in that cradle that is the cutest kalpi I have ever seen. awww

Dang, Look at that kalpi mamma!

by gredybear February 20, 2011

kapital-anna

Has lots of money,
will fuck you and buy you a Lacoste pique.

Did you see her over there? that was kapital-anna dude!

by anon2k9 March 30, 2009