Lurianic Kabbalah 

The most used form of Kabbalah which is the root of infamous Hermetic Kabbalah introduced by Israel Regardie and his friends?
Kabbalah itself is based on the principle of 4 worlds of Buddhism, also Yggdrassil, Akkadian Tree of Life etc.
Lurianic Kabbalah is associated with Isaac Luria Rabbi the legendary Sage of Kabbalah, from a close date Yehuda Ashlag Rabbi who is also a great person. Literally Master of Kabbalah.
There are intense amount of details about this system too that I did not mention. It is not that easy and it takes great amount of effort, Hebrew knowledge and dicipline to examine it.

Merkabah mysticism of Jewish tradition is closely related with that.

Many orthodox Jewish people dislike to unreveal it on everywhere. So it is not recommended to speak about Kabbalah at public. Any neonazi would insult you hard. And you can find yourself at hospital bed. Or an Arab can bite you. Even Catholic maniacs can deus vult you.

Noah: I have watched Neon Genesis Evangelion and now I feel like Messiah and pro of Kabbalah but not Lurianic Kabbalah of course
Zachariah: ??? Sabbetian Zevi syndrome…

Lurianic Kabbalah by Butt Hair of Gerald Witcher October 4, 2023

kabbazah 

Sex technique for women to exercise their K-muscles ('Kegel', named after Dr. Arnold Kegel who discovered them in 1940. Also known as PC or 'pubococcygeus' muscles).
Originally, it's a Taoist technique practiced by Chinese women for sexual-amplification of relaxed vaginal muscles, but this word has become known by Muslim Indians and comes from Arabic which means literally, a 'woman who bakes' or 'baker woman'.

The main exercise is where a woman inserts a raw egg inside her vagina and clutch on it with her vaginal muscles (they resemble the ribbed insides of a vacuum-cleaner's hose), and then release again to help 'milk' the penis during sexual-intercourse.

The last people to ever take to this ancient sex practice --besides them new-ageist, schtupp-mad cheesy quacks -- were the Turkish sultans and rich polygamous Ishmaelites who reportedly used to visit over a hundred women in one night!

Another interesting old sex technique is kabbadi: oral tantric sex exercise of Indian origin where a woman utter a certain word repeatedly with no breath to tighten the inner sex muscles Kegel-like.

Kabbazah was first described by the British Muslim traveler and explorer Sir Richard Francis Burton in the mid-19th century.

kabbazah by hammer---;, hytham May 16, 2007

Midnight-Kabalah'd 

When you're so high that you're borderline smoking with Moses..

You should see hot-dog and macaroni and cheese last supper we're having right now, we're so Midnight-Kabalah'd!

Midnight-Kabalah'd by LOLZhunnie69 March 10, 2009

deina-Kabbalahist 

pronunciaton: diee-nah-kaa-bal-laa-ist.
-referring to anyone arriving promptly to fix the Kabbalah-rocket
alt. meaning 1- a rider of the Kabbalah schlong-bong
alt. meaning 2- a sucker of the almighty Kabbalah schlong-bong

A true account of Deina-Kabbalahist in action:

"I was just sit'in there and then deina Kabbalah went on the fritz. I ended up calling up Deina Kabbalahist and the picture improved greatly. Now I can watch all the Charmed reruns to much satisfaction!!"

deina-Kabbalahist by Brad and Mia July 16, 2008