Nigger Justice Warrior 

A non black person who engages in black rights activism. They are also usually getting piped by every black in sight, male or female.

"That girl in the middle of the BLM protest... wasn't she getting gang banged by a bunch of blacks yesterday?"

"Haha yeah, she's a total nigger justice warrior"

Nigger Justice Warrior by sendbobsandveganapics March 21, 2020

Science Justice Warrior 

Someone who attempts to reform scientific nomenclature for the sake of making things less arbitrary.

Person 1: "Pluto isn't a planet, and neither is Jupiter or Earth! Planet is a dumb name that means 'wanderer.' We should use 'World' or 'Planemo' instead!"
Person 2: "Stop being such a Science Justice Warrior, bro."

Science Justice Warrior by Gregrox Moon July 8, 2016

cinematic justice warrior 

Someone who obsesses over movies they don't like, to the point of making a personal crusade out of them. Often have an Objectivist view towards these movies, believing that everybody should hate them, and anyone who doesn't is clearly low on intelligence. CJW for short.

"Jesus Christ, now they're doing Aquaman? When are people gonna wake up to the fact that DC movies are fucking awful?"

"Okay, I'm going to shut you down right now, pal, because I have no patience for that cinematic justice warrior bullshit."

cinematic justice warrior by Alex Stockwell April 17, 2017

Starbucks Justice Warrior 

A variation on the classic SJW. this version is usually female, blonde, cis normative, a trust fund baby, and clearly going through a shitty "I'm an activist" stage.

Conv between two Starbucks Justice Warriors:
Lisa: "OMG let's go vandalize that sexist billboard that had the girl in the bikini on it!"
Tina: "You mean that billboard that was a bikini ad?"
Lisa: "Yes! That one! First, let's pick up some pumpkin spice lattes, okay?"
Tina: "Yaasssss!!"

Starbucks Justice Warrior by channel_panel March 8, 2019

Neighborhood Justice Warrior 

Overenthusiastic paranoid neighborhood watchers.

Neighborhood Justice Warriors unite!

Neighborhood Justice Warrior by Balloonsquidink September 26, 2019

Social Justice Warrior 

A perosn who is so fucking retated that they cant make 2 points without contradicting themselves

Yeahh, I am a social justice warrior who thinks that all men should die, all women should be lesbian, and i sooo love zodiac signs

Social Justice Warrior by 634gdr December 21, 2022

social justice warrior 

Someone who believes that women, blacks, muslims, and the LGBTQ community are oppressed and have less rights than white men. A social justice warrior is unfamiliar with the concept of linear time, unable to understand that everyone has had the same rights as white men for generations. A social justice warrior wishes they could have participated in prostests in a time when certain groups actually had less rights than others, so they make up non-existent problems to fight for so that they can feel as if they are doing good for the world.

liberal arts student: did you see those xenophobic police officers shoot and kill that man just because he was muslim?
me: actually, they shot him because he killed 9 people with a machete.
liberal arts student: NO THEY SHOT HIM BECAUSE THEY ARE RACIST WHITE COPS #$% *unintelligible*
me: *sighs* stop being such a social justice warrior.

social justice warrior by mrmandalay January 2, 2017