Jukeboxing

A term used for amateur DJs who constantly play one track after another without mixing or blending.

This DJ isn't even trying to mix his tracks. He's jukeboxing throwing the crowd off rhythm.

by BruhDuhMan November 3, 2013

Jukes Towers of Hell

The literal definition of having to much skill if your good at it, but no life at the same time.

¨Dude wanna play Jukes Towers of Hell?¨

¨Yea bro lets finally beat ToAST.¨

by bw46 November 10, 2021

juke music

A term for ghetto house or booty music that's popular in the Chicago area.

girl there's a competition at the rink this weekend in Richton Park with lotsa juke music

by Chris May 22, 2004

juke

1) To defeat an opponent by using subtlety, cleverness, or a trickery. To force an opponent between choosing between two negative options (both of which benefit you).

2) To steal from someone else.

3) To dance while grinding one's ass against another dancer's pelvis. This slang is common in Chicago.

4) To stab another person. This slang is common in South London.

1) He totally juked me into that Checkmate yesterday.

2) Hey! That kid just juked that DVD!

3) She was juking him all over the dance floor last night.

4) He got juked and mugged between the tube station and his flat.

by Tanniynim July 30, 2006

juker

A juker is a carton/gallon of milk that has been spoiled for too long, so companies place artificial preservatives into it to prevent wasting the milk entirely. These preservatives cause the milk to have a tangy taste, which, if consumed at the right temperature, can give the person drinking it a high that lasts for 3-4 days. It’s commonplace in office and work environments to take jukers at the beginning of the week (Monday, Tuesday etc) so the high lasts until the weekend. Jukers are usually sold at your everyday grocery store without the average person realizing.

Bruce: Hey, what’s up with Jeff? He seems so happy today!
Damon: He had a bunch of jukers on Tuesday. Man bought the entire stock at the store!
Bruce: Does he have any extra?

by tacomallshark July 7, 2020

user juke

Unequivocally the best move in Madden. The player simply wiggles the analog stick a bit as a defender approaches, which causes the ballcarrier to quiver awkwardly. This in turn confuses the approaching defender, who panics, dives out of bounds, and leaves an open avenue to the end zone. Nearly always results in a touchdown.

Great for pissing your friends off.

Jake (on defense): Oh dude, I'm gonna hit stick you so hard!
Roy (offense): We'll see...
----Roy performs a user juke----
Jake: F-fuck! what happened!? You did some kind of weird jiggle thing!
Roy: User juke, bitch. Six points, Titans.

by pigpilot January 18, 2010

Orgasm jukebox

The sudden urge to listen to a particular song after having an orgasm. post-coital orgasm cum ejaculate

“As soon as i’d shot my load i had a sudden urge to hear Chop Suey! by System Of a Down, no idea why!”

“That be the Orgasm Jukebox then”

by Crewkerne Dave June 30, 2019