Jordana

A smart and athletic girl who is good at everything

Very funny and cool to be around

The cutest girl in the world

the best soccer player ever

the best soccer player ever,

Jordana

by ello_im_yellow March 8, 2011

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Jordanism

A sacred religion which all shall hail the mighty one name "Jordan" and worship the ground he stands upon. If you do not obey him you will perish in the fiery ashes of hell with the other nonbelievers.

Guy #1: Hey you wanna go to church tomorrow?
Guy#2: Sorry, I am apart of Jordanism, so I can't attend!

by ThatDankFart2 August 14, 2017

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Jordanfaced

1. the act of being completely and utterly drunk after a short amount of time with alot of alcohol. 2. same as being shitfaced but in a shorter time with more alcohol. 3. the person that is jordanfaced usually wakes up confused, disoriented, and has some missing pieces of clothing.

"Yo Joey was so Jordanfaced after pounding 24 beers in 15 minutes and didn't remember how he ended up outside in his boxers!"

by ohbonecrusher October 15, 2009

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Jordanna

One of the most beautiful creatures on the Earth. She is kind hearted, loving and very generous. She is indubidibly the best girlfriend in the world and rest assured once you fall in love with her, that's a web you will never be able to fight your way out of. Let us not forget that she is extremely great in bed.

I fell in love with Jordanna.

by Spunky bum trumpet February 3, 2010

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