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Jonkey

Insult ; meaning lowest form of life humanly possible,Very nasty insult

Derived from a very evil man
"Where did the 22 trillion dollars go ya jonkey cunt"
"Dont pull my pony tail ya jonkey wanker"
by LS1B2K June 2, 2015
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Jonty

an amazingly sexy man with a massive cock amazing in the bed and can give you an orgasm with only his tong
1# - lets go find a jonty
2# - why?
1# - cause I'm really horny from sucking on your cunt and i need a dick in my pussy
by annalise132435 March 26, 2009
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Jontay

You are honest, benevolent, brilliant and often inventive, full of high inspirations. You are courageous, honest, determined, original and creative. You are a leader, especially for a cause. Sometimes you do not care to finish what you start, and may leave details to others. You can do well in position of authority, and prospers in intellectual and professional fields.You are frank, methodical and believe in law, system and order.
Dependable, very down-to-earth and well grounded, you are always looking for meaningful work, a career where you can take pride in your work and do the best job you are capable of. Your prime desire is to build protected and secure environment at home and at work. You can be very persuasive in achieving goals and gaining objectives. You can be very detailed and well-organized and possess great organizational skills. At times you may appear too stubborn and overly critical to others, but your practical approach to life and productivity makes you one of the most beneficent members of community.
Jontay is so cool and funny.
by Jjnicole March 25, 2019
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Jonty

by Jarrod Marinkovic June 9, 2013
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Jonty

Pronunciation: Ja-wahn-tea

A Northern way to ask someone if they would like a cup of tea.
A'm put'n kettle on, jonty?
by heychrismillar March 20, 2009
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Jonty

Is a name to describe amazing and well built human. To have the name Jonty you must have a huge penis and have alot of muscles. If you ever meet someone called Jonty you know they will make a good friend.
"Oh my god thats Jonty "
"No it's not
"Yes it is"
"No way that's him let's blow him"
by Ted Jenkins November 23, 2019
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jontese

a girl who gives weird looks, sort of common to a squint, yet still harsh, giving off the impression that she thinks your retarded.
"shes giving me that jontese look again"
by jinkxie December 31, 2008
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